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Yao Ming Goatee Petition

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by MrBastard, Nov 8, 2003.

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Yao Ming Goatee?

  1. Yes -- and an evil laugh to boot

    47 vote(s)
    72.3%
  2. No -- keep him smooth

    18 vote(s)
    27.7%
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  1. MrBastard

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    Yao Ming's never going to be aggressive -- but he can LOOK the part! Yao needs to grow one of those moustache/goatee combos (I shouldn't call it a "fu manchu") so he can at least look like he'll woop some ass. That plus that big-ass head spells intimidation.

    One of you photoshop heads come up w/a "artist's rendition" or something to go with the poll

    MrB

    Coming
     
  2. codell

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    Somebody shoot me.
     
  3. arkoe

    arkoe (ง'̀-'́)ง

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    I don't know why I even come into this forum, all I ever get out of it is a headache.
     
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    i dunno, most facial hair experiments turn out to be horrible mistakes

    if it looked good you wouldve had it a long time ago
     
  5. AMS

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    pull off a garnett;)
     
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    [​IMG] codell
     
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    lol funny
     
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    Can Yao even grow a goatee?

    I think if anyone needs to grow facial hair, it's Nachbar. I swear, Nachbar is the tallest 12 year old boy I've ever seen in the NBA. Add on that "Little Prince" hairdo and you have the Boy Wonder. Boki needs get a little more stubbly.

    I'd actually like to Steve shave off his moustache. I wonder what he'd look like.

    While we're at it, why don't we make all the Rockets shave their arm pits, so that when they go for rebounds, their stubbly arm pits will burn the heads of their opponents when they come down on them.

    Actually, if anyone needs to grow ANY hair, it's Jeff Van Gundy.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Yao needs a mustache like Lemmy's.
     
  10. TECH

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    I don't think Yao can grow much at all. What I don't like among a lot of players, especially the europeans, is that the hair is all over the place. If your going to have it, keep it clean looking, trimmed. They look like they stayed up all night partying.
    I mean seriously, how do they expect to get tv endorsement commercials if they don't prune themselves........ok shoot me now. :eek:
     
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    man, best random thread ive read today.

    give the man some glue and moochie's old hair and give him a jerry garcia. then soak it right before the game and anyone who guards him will get a sopping wet cat in their face the entire night.
     
  12. DanzelKun

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    Someone, ANYONE, please, Photoshop this. QUICK!
     
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