Plan 9 from Outer Space Glen or Glenda Bride of the Monster (Ed Wood trifeca) Battlefield Earth (after seeing this, you'll understand why L Ron Hubbard chose to disappear...) Mesa of Lost Women (too bad to describe) Queen of Outer Space (Zsa-Zsa Gabor as the ruler of the universe) Last Action Hero (for some reason, I can't help but watch this because I don't understand why they didn't pull the plug during filming) Pootie-Tang (indescribable) Sheena, Queen of the Jungle (Tanya Roberts in the world's only G-rated nude scene) Heaven's Gate (Director Michael Cimino commits career suicide) Willie Dynamite (pimping ain't easy...neither is making a pimpin' movie) Erik the Viking (Terry Jones tries directing while on experimental drugs...) Any movie with the word "Boa" in the title Any movie on Sci-Fi Channel at 8:00 PM on Saturday night... Ghost Story (book was fantastic but not translatable to the movie screen...)