Shiner Bock! It's corn beer (like Lone Star, Pabst, and other winners on your list) with caramel coloring added for your viewing pleasure. Genius!
I can't believe Lone Star is on the list. Its my favorite pilsner and I prefer it over several microbrews. The national beer of Texas should be removed from this poll.
Olympia Gold. It tastes like sand and goes down about as smooth as acid but I drank a LOT of it in college because it was 2.99/12-pack. BTW, Coors Light is like sex in a boat... Spoiler It's fookin' close to water
I agree Mickey's Big Mouth is pretty bad. Its got a weird sweet taste better suited for energy drinks than beer. I've had some bad beer in my time. Some friends brought over a six pack of Bells Cherry Stout which had a salty aftertaste. Three of those sat in my fridge for months. I ended up cooking a stew with one which worked very well. By far the worst beer I've had though was Burgermeister which my fraternity used to haze pledges. That stuff started out tasting like puke so if you upchucked it tasted the same going down as coming up.
I would have voted for that had I thought about it. I remember when I bought it is assumed I was buying a six pack because of the price being like $7, and when I got home realized it was a 12 pack. Stuff has a high alcohol content and is cheap, but god it is near impossible to drink. I voted Natty because I've never really liked it. I actually like Keystone given the price, but you have to drink it fast. I don't remember what Milwaukee's Best taste like. I've never even seen LoneStar, and I usually like to try more expensive beers. But being 21, all my friends like cheap beers because they just want to get wasted.
PBR is nasty. Drank it once and even though I was already drunk off my ass I could tell how horrible it was. Never again...
Pearl is great. Six packs were $2.99 when I was in college. And they have funny bottle shapes with no necks and little puzzles under the bottle caps. What an awesome beer. I love Pearl.
Lawson's Creek Honey Wheat: completely undrinkable; couple of sips & poured the rest out. Varnish mixed with corn syrup would lend a similar result for all the homebrewers out there. I've always been amused by the lite beer drinkers who have steadfast preferences: after the first 2 or 12, Bud/Miller/Coors/Lone Star/Beast/whatever pretty much taste the same. Not exactly the sort of beer you drink when you're interestetd in savoring the flavor either. Whichever yankee nimrods voted for Lone Star need to be beaten with a garden hose.
I went to Lonestar's website and saw they have one distributor in GA. I sure wish I knew where the heck the distributor distributes to. I don't recall ever seeing Lonestar. You all have me interested in trying it.
There is a reason you can buy them on Sunday: malt liquor –noun beer having a relatively high alcohol content, usually 5 to 8 percent. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Malt liquor
BS, by those standards you would consider wine and champagne a beer! Nice try though. I guess... Malt liquor is not beer!!! Its MALT LIQUOR
