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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Jan 29, 2007.

  1. CDogg

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    I'd still hit it if she comes to me naked :eek:
     
  2. Pistol Pete

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    I gotta call bullsheet on Smoothie. Why would you go to the movies with some girl that you hadn't seen that called you out of the blue at 10 pm, if you were so hung up on your chick. In fact, I call double bullsheet. If a model came out naked and threw herself at him, the pope would have hit it..
     
  3. ima_drummer2k

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    That struck me as odd too.

    And if she called you at 10, what time was the movie supposed to start? Assuming you had to have time to get ready, pick her up, and go to the theatre, the movie would have had to have started at about 11. Do movies start that late?
     
  4. rrj_gamz

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    Exactly...c'mon, you knew it was a BC...admit it...Go to the confession thread and tell the truth, that you hit it...
     
  5. SWTsig

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    this is a classic move women like to pull.... this has happened to the best of us (and almost happened to me this weekend).
     
  6. Pistol Pete

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    OK...good point, I officially call triple bullsheet.
     
  7. Jeff

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    If you guys hate women so much, why not just be homosexual? :)
     
  8. Pistol Pete

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    I think it's called sobering up....
     
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    Homosexuality isn't a choice you homophobe! :mad:



    j/k jeff we all know you're a progressive.
     
  10. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    But it can be suppresed. That's what Jeff's getting at. :)
     
  11. Pistol Pete

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    But smoking a human sausage sure as heck is.
     
  12. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    well i can't force you to believe it. we were really good friends in college about a year ago and so i was happy to meet up again. i realized once i got there that it was in fact a booty call. at that point my options were:

    a. run away and not look back
    b. scream "i have a girlfriend, don't touch me"
    c. play it cool and see how things go

    i went with C.

    once she made her intentions clear, i told her about my relationship.
     
  13. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    You had a chance to hit that and you passed.... yeah right.

    A guy with the moral willpower you claim to have, would have never gone over to that chick's house at 10 pm to supposedly go to some late late movie. Chicks that look like that aren't speed dialing guys late a night looking for a hook up. Puhlease.
     
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  15. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    ehhh, ok man, i'm not going to argue the point. i'm not going to lose sleep over you not believing me.

    just know this, it might help:

    women (even the really hot ones) are more conserned with your personality than anything else. if you treat them right, don't say anything too stupid, and make them feel special, then they will want you over a meat head who just flexes infront of them.

    and as for the really hot ones, don't drool over them, every other guy does. they think they can wrap any guy around thier finger. if you show them that you're both just people (in other words, treat them like an average girl), they might want to get to know you.

    i happened to have a very strong connection / friendship with that girl. it lasted for a few years through college. it just so happened that we lost touch and for some reason my number was called. who knows, maybe 5 other guys were busy or maybe she wanted someone she could actually get along with in the morning. it didn't work out for her ebcause i had a gf. i decided to go because i was contemplating weather or not to take advantage of the opportunity. i decided not to.
     
  16. Rocketman95

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    It's a quote from Fight Club.
     
  17. SWTsig

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    i just nutted to her pics alone.

    you must have a crazy hot gf if you passed this girl up.
    respekk!
     
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    smoothie YTMND! I always thought you were a chick b/c of your username, but your discipline is beyond that of a young warrier. Have you ever considered Shaolin martial arts?
     
  20. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    lol not yet.

    yeah i only realized that the name was a bit on the fem side after i registered. the truth is, i love smoothies and so the name kinda stuck.

    by the way... YTMND? what does that stand for?
     

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