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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Jan 29, 2007.

  1. CDogg

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    He just rubbed me with that sandpaper while i laid there on a bench in the middle of the spa, there were alot of men on the line waiting for the wash. This is something they do in China. But for a chinese born/western grow up like me, it was weird.
    I didnt make any eye contact, but i did make eye contact with the girl later. ;)
     
  2. Fatty FatBastard

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    Nope. I was wearing the hooters outfit. i've got a picture of it on my myspace. And it was a threesome with another girl. Happened about two years ago.

    Needless to say, The girl wasn't thrilled that I brought it up, and I don't know what my standing is with the other girl, which would suck if i blew it, because she has a huge rack.

    I'm not going to say who they are, but they're both on myspace as well.
     
  3. Mr. Brightside

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    I talked to a girl, once..but she was in a wheelchair. :(
     
  4. KingCheetah

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  5. fadeaway

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    In Korea it's common for guys to wash each other at the spa. I have been told there is a special rough glove they use, too, which could be similar to CDogg's sandpaper thing. I haven't had a chance to visit a spa here yet, but probably will at some point.
     
  6. Fatty FatBastard

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    Yes, i lie a lot.

    actually, i just checked my site. the girl in the threesome deleted her site. i haven't a clue what happened to the other girl in the threesome. she had a big drug problem. wouldn't surprise me at all if she was dead by now.
     
  7. rimbaud

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    What conclusion? The "loser" one? That was because yours was a post about having a bad night with the ladies. You like to post about stuff like that.

    Not sure what "most people" on this board have to do with you having a bad night. I guess your posts are really about you going out with and having threesomes with the ladies, unlike everyone else here? Is that what you are saying? I am sooooo confused. I need a man bath.
     
  8. ima_drummer2k

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    RIP

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  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    Heypartner asked. As for my posting? What can I say. I had a bad night, and thought I'd share. If that offends you for some odd reason, sorry.
     
  10. rimbaud

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    Now I am offended? I am confused even more. Also, you said that "most people" on here didn't talk to women before heypartner posted so not sure what "heypartner asked" means (I know about the threesome thing but my confusion pre-dated that).

    I know you had a bad night (again) that is what I was pointing out...this thread went from another bad night of yours to greatness. Now all we need is STYX. Not sure why I am offended. I am overjoyed by the greatness that is man washing, hot chick images giving happy endings, and STYX coming (to sail away).
     
  11. Yonkers

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    Hot damn, what is that girls name in the picture?
     
  12. SWTsig

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    you guessed it....

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  13. aussie rocket

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    thats more information than i wanted to know thanks buddy.
     
  14. Honey Bear

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    Does the sandpaper man come back for the cleanup process or is it a pre-massage thing only?
     
  15. Chicken Boy

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    ^Cosign^
     
  16. Kam

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    damn, i read the first few post on sunday night.

    then i read the last few post, and man, this thread picked up.


    awesome job.
     
  17. Another Brother

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    tickle.
     
  18. RocketMan Tex

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    Finger Foo Young :eek:
     
  19. Manny Ramirez

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    I wouldn't sweat it if I was you, lol.
     
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    I was clubbing by the Styx River once and got a sandpaper handjob from a Fatty lady with a butch haircut, before having a threesome with an Asian man in a Hooters outfit and a Dogg in a wheelchair, all this for just 20 dollars.. beat that
     

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