Right? That's what everyone says. What's the craziest (in a mean way, duh) thing a chic has ever done to you?
too many.. but here are a few: - opens her mouth [non sexually] - cries too much - thinks that we care - pees in the tub then says lets take a bath - goes psycho then later blames it on "the flow"
The truth about dating and breaking up: When a girl breaks up with a guy: "He doesn't love me," "He spends too much time with his friends," "He isn't sensitive," etc... When a guy breaks up with a girl: "That b**** is crazy."
crazy? Probably sending me nude pics of her to my school email like a year after we broke up. PSYCHO... who wants to see them?
I knew this chick that tried to scalp playoff tickets at an unreal markup. She called them "Great Isle seats". Section 407 Row 5 Seats 1, 2 & 3. $150 each. B!tch was crazy...
Man....I've dated some that were just nuts. I mean completely and absolutely crazy. I nearly had to call the cops on one of them: I'd put in 70 hours at work, I was exhausted and I had a double shift the next day. She came over, picked a fight, and then refused to leave my apartment. It honestly felt like she was trying to goad me into hitting her. What did she pick a fight over? Onions. I'd forgotten that she didn't like onions on her pizza, which obviously meant that I didn't care about her. Same chick, different crazy scenario: I pick her up for a Rockets game (vs. Phoenix....Yao vs. Amare). She orders me 'not to smoke' because she 'has a headache.' And believe me, this was not a sweet request, but an ORDER. I waited until after we'd parked and gotten out of the car and then I lit a cigarette. She proceeds not to speak to me until there are like three minutes left IN THE GAME. She decides she wants to leave and orders me to do the same. I'm plenty pissed at this point, I've spent good money on good seats, and it was a fairly close game. I wasn't going anywhere. What does she do? She proceeds to pinch me. On my arm. Over and over and over again. I felt totally helpless and completely emasculated. It was humiliating. Now, I've never hit a woman in my life and I never will, but I REALLY wanted to knock her head off. The relationship didn't last much longer than that. That chick was effing NUTS. The sex with her was awesome, though.
God! it's thread like these that gets me in trouble cus my gf just read this thread. I guess I should add to the list - gf's stalking on cf.net
Wow, if someone tried to get me out of my Rockets seat I would probably mace her in the face. That just got me thinking...I should have a Rockets themed Throne at home, where I watch the game. Tempur-pedic materials, 2 cup holders, a ringing bell, 2 flags on the top. That would be a family heirloom.
A while back I sent a message from my Myspace to a chick that my friend knows. I sent the message for him just saying whats up and stuff. I told the dude she was probably going to think it was his (he had told her that he didnt have one) and she was gonna get mad. So the next day I open my Myspace up and I got this long winded email full of cusswords saying how much of an A-hole I am for lying to her and having all these girls as my friends. She sent messages to about 4 girls telling them that I was a player and to not believe what I was saying. One of those girls was my gf. Needless to say it was an interesting evening after that. I then explained to the chick that it wasn't his myspace, but mine, and he just wanted to send her a message because he in fact, does not have one. She apologized and sent messages back to the girls apologizing. Crazy biatch.
I had a girl who punched a female cashier because I was making small talk with her. b**** was crazy...
Lost 1/3 of my family's Japanese heirlooms to an ex wife who will never, ever appreciate them. She had no interest and didn't particularly like how they clashed with her American stuff anyway. She did it out of spite. Oh, she HID the heirlooms when I came collecting my stuff. OUT OF SPITE. That is just plain mean.
There have been other crazies, but none quite like the one I was talking about above. There was another one who just could NOT be left alone. She took it personally that I wanted to have some space and NOT be around her 24/7. Arguments ensued re: her vs. my friends, that sort of thing. She succeeded in driving a wedge between me and some of my buddies. Talk about a learning experience. She was another where the sex was great but she was nuts. I sure can pick 'em. It sure as hell seems to be. If I can ever find a normal chick who'll do me like the crazies, it'll be game over for my confirmed bachelorhood.
