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Will Rogersisms

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by giddyup, Jun 24, 2002.

  1. giddyup

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    Dedicate these to various Rocket and BBS personalities. I'll start with a few:

    "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

    <b>To Rocket!!!</b>
    "Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in."

    <b>To RudyT</b>
    "If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there."

    <b>To Steve Francis</b>
    "If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around."

    "After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut."

    "Never kick a cow chip on a hot day."

    <b>To Holden</b>
    "There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works."

    <b>To TroyBaros</b>
    "If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging."

    "Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco."

    "It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep."

    "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket."

    "Don't squat with your spurs on."

    <b>To CD</b>
    "Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."

    <b>To Calvin Murphy</b>
    "Never miss a good chance to shut up."

    "Always drink upstream from the herd."

    "When you're throwing your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else."
     
    #1 giddyup, Jun 24, 2002
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