Such an ass? (Or should I say grow up) I'm sitting here, at my friends place, and this guy who hasn't been with us for a year shows up and he's doing the typical nonsense, blah, blah. To his credit, he DID lose both of his parents, but mostly due to old age. That said, he was acting all flamboyant and stupid tonight, so I Sharpied him. I put a nice lil hitler mustache on him that he won't notice til Christmas. I can't stop laughing at this idiot who I know will go around today wearing this mustache! He NEVER looks at himself. He finds it to be self-depracating. I'm going to have a very special, Snoopy Christmas over this one.... Until he tries to kick my ass!.
Ok, to be fair, now I've sharpied everyoneone here but myself. I'm sure I'll get my ass kicked tomorrow, and yet, it was still worth it.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. Even though Jack Handy said this, I think you live by this line, Mr. Fatty.
Perhaps, you might remember that one good turn deserves another. The longer it takes, the bigger the outcome. It might make history. Good luck
give yourself one as well. you won't care, because you put it on...but you can act like you do care, and then you don't get the **** beat outta you.
