Huh? RIGHT EVERYONE love STAR WARS, DUKE is no differennt from any of you EXCEPT I am a laywer and have BIG BIG Pector muscles. OK so DUKE has herad rumors that GEROGE LEWIS, the director of STAR WARS, is going to make ANOTHER movie!!! DUKE was so excided when I heard that that DUKE said "I WILL WRITE THE SCRIPT!!!!" DUKE really like EPISODE ONE starring PHANTOM MENACE, so I am expert as to the ramifucations of Star Wars. YOU WILL SEE that when you read DUKE's script. Here is how it goes!!!!!! DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF SCRIPT SCRIPT SCIPT!!! Star Wars Epsipod II: QUEST FOR THE BLACK MASK!!! Opening CRAWL! "It is a bad time for people who inhabit the BIG GAXALLARY. The evil man inthe black robe, DARTH SERIOUS, has hatched a DIOBOLACAL plot to create a BIG BAD GUY named DARTH VADER. Obi Wan Kenober is TRYING to make Anakin Skywalkler into a JEDI, but ANAKIN wishes he had a big black mask. Plus HERE COMES BOBER FETT....." Plot synapses: First, OBI WAN and ANAKIN go back to the planet of TATOOINEE to get Anakins mom. BUT, Jabba the Hutt has EATEN her for dinner. So Annakin gets ALL MAD and tries to kill JABBA, but OBI WAN will not let him. So Annakin says "You punk head, I hate your gut. CALL ME DARTH VADER because now I am the BAD GUY." And he leaves, and he stops on Natalie Potman's planet and they MAKE MONKEY love, so she gets pregnant. Anakin is now a bad guy but he does not have the one thing his brain MOST WANTS: a black mask. So he goes to the Emporer, DARTH SERIOUS and he says "Look man give me a black mask or ANAKIN GOES LOCO." But he does not know the EMPEROR is already a bad guy too! Then OBI WAN shows up and said "HEY b**** come git some!" and they fight, over the hills and through the woods but Anankin loses!!!! He falls into a pit of molten nacho chees and is HORRABLY burned all over. When he gets out, DARTH SEREROUS says "Here Anakin ware this" and gives Anakin the BLACK MASK, and a cute robe to match, plus to accessorize, he gets a breathing machine. And ANAKIN says "OK but you better CALL ME DARTH VADER!" Then Darth Vader goes and KILLS all the JEdi, except for Yoda and Obi Wan!!!! Queen Natalie gives two babies, LUKE AND BUN HEAD, and then dies. and that is it! ------------------ A SNEEZE is nature's WAY of saying "ACHOOOOO!!!"
Will the Lone Ranger be making a guest appearance? ------------------ In order to be a success in life, you need 2 things: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
When does Han Solo come into this? Or is he in the cheese with Vader? ------------------ Save our children from the TAAS test: TAAS test report card TAAS test fact sheet
Aw... Post didn't even mention Mace Windu(R). What's a brother gotta do to get in this movie? Unless Samuel L. J. gets to kick some a$$, what is the point? ------------------
Don't worry Sammy, LHUTZ has agreed w/ Lucas to stay true to the racial stereotypes found in the Phantom Menace. ------------------ Why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other
To my understanding, Mr. Jackson has a really killer fight scene in the next movie defending his home planet from the Empire. He has been training like a madman with Martial Arts experts to get the moves down. ------------------ Houston Rockets Forever!! In Rudy We Trust
<post QUOTE in fancy quote HTML!!!>To my understanding, Mr. Jackson has a really killer fight scene in the next movie defending his home planet from the Empire. </post QUOTE in fancy quote HTML!!!> NO HE does not?!?? CAn't you read? Are you ILLEGITIMATE?. Mr Jackson is NOT IN my scritp??!?!? <makeaqUOTE>Will the Lone Ranger be making a guest appearance?</nomorequote> HUH??! You are thinking of INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DUKE I think, that is WRONG. ------------------ A SNEEZE is nature's WAY of saying "ACHOOOOO!!!"
Maybe George can work in this line when Darth Sideous threatens the Jedi Council... "Man, you betta back off!! I'm an intergallactic star cloud laying muthaf*cka, muthaf*ucka!" or maybe Anakin will hurt his foot and Mace will come in and say... "I'm the foot f*uckin Jedi Master!" ------------------ I am the founding member of the Butt-Nekkid Party! White House here we come!
What color is the sky in your world? ------------------ Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me...you.
I just thought since the Lone Ranger wore a black mask, you could fit him in your script somewhere ------------------ In order to be a success in life, you need 2 things: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
Ewok may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mutha****a. ------------------ WE WILL WATCH THEM FALL... Next year
I was speaking of the REAL Star Wars movie.. I was answering another poster's question, keep your lunacy to yourself! ------------------ Houston Rockets Forever!! In Rudy We Trust
