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When Should You Wipe?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IROC it, Nov 22, 2007.

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When to wipe (can you long divide?)

  1. Everytime you dump

    32 vote(s)
    84.2%

  2. Only when you're at your own house

    6 vote(s)
    15.8%

  3. Only at your neighbor's

    8 vote(s)
    21.1%

  4. At a bar

    9 vote(s)
    23.7%

  5. At a pub

    9 vote(s)
    23.7%

  6. At a bowling alley

    8 vote(s)
    21.1%

  7. At Minute Maid Park

    8 vote(s)
    21.1%

  8. At Toyota Center

    10 vote(s)
    26.3%

  9. At Reliant Stadium

    9 vote(s)
    23.7%

  10. In a porta-potty

    9 vote(s)
    23.7%
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  1. IROC it

    IROC it Member

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    As in, when you "drop a deuce?"

    You can multiply if you can add and subtract.





    (this is a "tribute" or "parody" of this classic Fatty thread & poll. See this first for full enjoyification.)
     
    #1 IROC it, Nov 22, 2007
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  2. IROC it

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    In other words... are you nasty?
     
    #2 IROC it, Nov 22, 2007
  3. Fatty FatBastard

    Fatty FatBastard Member

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    Before I answer, are you saying you don't wipe? Please tell me we're talking about peeing.
     
    #3 Fatty FatBastard, Nov 22, 2007
  4. IROC it

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    How much rum tonight?
     
    #4 IROC it, Nov 22, 2007
  5. Fatty FatBastard

    Fatty FatBastard Member

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    Crap..

    Now I get it.

    What I meant in my thread was how often you go into a toilet and see the seat down. At what places do you still feel clean after lifting it.

    Crap, I think I may have screwed my own poll. But it does make sense. There are certainly places where you will lift the lid with no worries, and there are other places where it may cause questioning.
     
    #5 Fatty FatBastard, Nov 22, 2007
  6. IROC it

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    I know. I couldn't resist the "copy" poll. Tee hee :cool: :D
     
    #6 IROC it, Nov 22, 2007
  7. Nice Rollin

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    "my butt is itchin. and i took a shower"
     
    #7 Nice Rollin, Nov 22, 2007
  8. Fatty FatBastard

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    Drink-wise, I've been fairly tame. I still have cooking to do tomorrow.

    I truly can say that cooking is a great appeasement.

    Women tend to love it, even when they get to know you.

    Men: Learn to cook.
     
    #8 Fatty FatBastard, Nov 22, 2007
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    Christ, Z28, this ain't a poll about wiping. It's a poll about dumping.

    Damnit, Camaro, get your sh*t straight.

    (sorry, forgot to insert a smiley)

    :p :p :p
     
    #9 Fatty FatBastard, Nov 22, 2007
  10. Yaozer

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    I don't wipe at the Toyota Ctr.. is that bad?
     
    #10 Yaozer, Nov 22, 2007
  11. IROC it

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    If you do not wipe your bum every time you get through dropping logs, you're a sick puppy.
     
    #11 IROC it, Nov 22, 2007
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