Let's be honest here. Who doesn't mack game on Linkedin. It's like Match.com but for free. Plus you might score a low level accounting gig as a bonus.
Is this some sort of internet dating thingy I've never done? Whatever happened to picking up a chick, oh, at a bar, the park, or a supermarket? My divorced friend in his 50's with the hot 24 year old girlfriend gets dates online, but his current chick is someone he met the old fashioned way, in a bar.
I never thought to use LinkedIn to creepily email women. Good stuff. The second guy's name is a giveaway that he's a pimp.