What Women Want.

So to anyone not paying attention, the key here is to get a bird, and then get in the bush.

 

No, I think its..... get a bird, and then you'll get some bush... or something like that.

 

so a bird in your hand is worth two in her bush?

 

Men like dogs can be trained. This is a training issue for you. Just add it to the list

 

Worms! And an owl!

 

I'll second or fifth this or whatever it's at now. It was my experience that only a very small portion of women didn't like confidence (cockyness), and these were the biggest b****es of all. I would also put it at the top of the list.

 

I can't explain it any better than I have already. If it's ever happened to you (the connection, not the owl, etc. ...that's another story), then you know what I'm talking about.

I'm trying real hard not to make a joke about the bush!

 

haha! this cracked me up. yeah, the thing that bothers me is that i've brought it up 4-5 times in the last 6 mths and i don't see any change or improvement on his end. but yes, in due time i hope he changes and i say this not in a womanly-i'm-gonna-get-him way but only b/c it brings me happiness. even if he has to lie to me but when i'm working out, watching what i eat and dress up, i'd like to feel special.

 

sitting under a bush....digging up worms...with a pet owl on your shoulder.

omfg.

wtf. You sir are not mentally stable.

 

If you ask my wife why she loves me. I think the number one thing would be confidence.

I think most women want a man that they feel can take care of them regardless of the situation. The key word is "can" and not "will". That being said, I think witt and humor is the best way to get a woman interested.

 

Should I report you? I don't see a smilie, texxx. I've a mind to do it, after seeing some of the stuff you've posted elsewhere lately.

Whatever. I married the girl, and that was just shy of 28 years ago. We're still in love.

 

That's # 2

 

i'm pretty sure this is what women want.

 

Oh I'm smiling, baby. Ear to ear

 

What Women Want
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That's groovy.

 

This is the truest statement thus far

 

Yeah, nothing says "sexual harassment lawsuit" like that either

 

Women want men with exceptional attributes to be idolized, men want pretty women to idolize them.