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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Jeff, May 16, 2000.

  1. Jeff

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    OK, I'm game.

    What if we all got to ask one question of the Rockets organization and got a completely straight answer - no bull, no lies, just the straight, honest truth? What would you ask?

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  2. DUDE

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    What happened with Clyde and Charles?

    When CHuck first got here, you would see them laughing and clowning around, and as the year went by it seemed some real dislike between them. Dream seemed stuck in the middle of it.
    Of course, rumors are around of why they hated each other but it would be nice to hear the truth from the horse's mouth, so to speak.


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  3. SmeggySmeg

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    My guess is Saving boy JEff would ask if the rockets really want to stay in Houston??

    I would ask what the hell is going on with the pyjama Uniforms????

    or

    When are you getting rud of ruddy??

    or

    Who are you after this off season???

    SMeg

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  4. Nolen

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    oooooooo. Good one, Jeff.


    Who really leaked the Stoudamire trade?

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  5. 3pointer

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    Popeye did... j/k

    I would ask :

    who are u after this off season.. ?

    Why was chris Jent not resigned !!!!!!!!!! [​IMG]

    What are your plans for this team , in other words what kind of team do you want out on the floor and who would be the players involved ?

    How close are the rox from being able to move up on the draft ? what kind of deals are they aiming for.

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  6. HOOP-T

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    Where is Chuck Nevitt right now???

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  7. TheFreak

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    Why didn't you sign any veteran guards in '97 or '98?

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  8. Pole

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    Don't ya wish you woulda picked Jordon?

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  9. heypartner

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    Oh no you don't Jeff. Admins who start a "What if..." thread cannot win the Crisco Award for Best Filling. So, while my "What if..." appears to be putting everyone to sleep, I'm still in the lead. hehehe... I love my turnovers with a lot of Crisco and fruity Filling.


    (Oh, I am working on a question. I have a Filling you are serious about getting some of them answered.)
     
  10. fatty fat fat

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    OK, here goes.

    Why did you trade Pippen to the Blazers for a bunch of project players? He did not deserve that for the way he acted. Was there an under the table deal for Augmon? Was this a "wink-wink" deal as reimbursement for aquiring Drexler?

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    Good one. I remember when we signed Brent price, I later found out we could've had Tim Hardaway for the same money. Then two years running we had a shot at Derek Harper. We lost to the Jazz twice because we had no veteran guards, and I have to wonder what would have happened last year against L.A. is we had had Hardaway or harper handling the ball instead of Stottie "Oops, it was here a second ago" Pippen... So why, Rudy, why?

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  12. Jeff

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    Now, that simply is not fair. I just asked a better question! [​IMG]


    I wouldn't ask if the Rockets want to stay in Houston because I believe they do.

    I would ask why KJ was never a Rocket!

    [​IMG]

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  13. DarkHorse

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    I would ask why Bryce Drew and Mirsad Turkan were a higher priority than Rashard Lewis. And this had BETTER be good. [​IMG]

    And I'm sure I might be able to work in how Rodrick Rhodes could be a deal breaker, and what happened with Terrell Bell, Serge Zwikker, and Erik Meek..... [​IMG]

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    [*] What is Lisa Maloskey's home phone number?
    [*] Mirsad Turkcan. Why?
    [*] Rudy, what do you really want to say to Scottie?
    [*] Who cuts Moochie Norris' hair and why does he still have a job?
    [*] OK, who leaked the Hakeem deal?
    [*] Why did Robert Barr really leave?
    [*] Matt Maloney, Brent Price and Kelvin Cato... $80 million. Where do I get in line?
    [*] If there was one player you have traded that you would like to have back, who would it be?
    [*] Who drafted John Turner... and has mandatory drug testing for Rockets officials been put into effect since then?

    The question I really do want answered though:

    How long did you guys know Shandon was going to sign with the team last summer?

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    Is there room on the payroll for me? [​IMG]

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    TraJ - You almost got mine ...

    Do you have any bench positions open? (Sure, league minimum will do just fine.)

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    How do I get into the Rockets Private partie's and where are they?

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    WHY AREN'T RUDY FIRED

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    Me:"So Rudy, who is your favorite comedian?"

    Rudy:"Why, LHutz, of course"
     
  20. LHutz

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    No RUDY doesnot like me and I bet you know why.

    Huh?

    Right.

    It goes back to the 1997 PLAYSOFFS, where we were beated by UTAH those cheaters. Well DUKE wanted to express my PULCHIRTUDINOUS anger and raaaage at Rudy because his bad bad bad coaching is the reason we LOST. DUKE was AT that game and RUDY had to walk rigte by me to get off the court!!

    So I was thinking of those VIETNAM veterans, the way they used to throw pigs blood on HIPPIE protestors? WELL what could be a better protest of RUDDDY than that?

    BUT there was a problem, DUKE didnot have any pig's blood!!! I did the NEXT best thing, I grabbed the guy's next to me beer and THREW IT AT RUDY!!!

    DUKE missed. But Rudy gave me an eeeeeeeeevil, eeeevil look I could see his BLACK SOLE and his BLACK HEART.

    DUKE!

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