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What If - Pt 2...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by HOOP-T, May 16, 2000.

  1. HOOP-T

    HOOP-T Member

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    .....and Charles would have really fought Pippen on the undercard at the boxing match he went to.



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  2. LHutz

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    IF we got what DUKE DUKE DUKE WANTS WANTS WANTS????

    WE would be ridd of Rudy!!!

    CHARLES would still be the POWERFUL forward!!!

    MY ex wife that ho would have NO hair and black rotten teeth!!

    David Sterns secret would be OUT!

    My ex wife that ho would be have a PEG LEG!

    FRANCES would be Co=ROY with DUKE DUKE DUKE!!

    Everyone at clutch city dot net would call me EX WIFE "that ho" at all times so DUKE would not grow so ANNNNNNNGGGGGRRRRY.

    DUKEwould have a million dollars.

    SKUNKS would be illegel!!!

    My ex wife would have horrible LOBSTER CLAWS instead of hands!!!!

    Alice would marry DUKE.

    That is all dUKE wants!!!

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  3. SmeggySmeg

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    Cuttino would have been traded midway thru last season

    And Puff the Magic Dragon would play for the Rockets (or at least be the Coach or Mascot).

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  4. RocketsPimp

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    Sedale Threatt would be getting torched on a nightly basis and LHutz would tell us how he really feels.

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  5. Dr of Dunk

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    You forgot the "that ho" part, Duke. Shame on you, Dukey.

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  6. Jeff

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    What if everything we BBS'ers demanded of the Rockets came true?

    Rudy would be fired.
    Rodrick Rhodes would be the backup point gurad behind KJ.
    Del Harris would be our coach.
    Tim Duncan, Grant Hill and Tracy McGrady would be in our starting line-up.
    Clutch would have Lisa Malosky's home phone number.

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  7. heypartner

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    ...and Rudy would demand an apology from Pippen at gunpoint.
     

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