Your words ( or should I say Shane's?) cry out for a photoshopped image of a horse wearing a Rockets uniform, while being ridden by Les, Dork Elvis, and Coach Rick. Sadly, my skills, too numerous to mention otherwise, fall short in the special effects arena.
Battier scored 0 points against Denver tonight while allowing Carmelo to go off for 50... 50 points! Granted he didn't play the entire game but his defense was below average when he was on the court. Again, if the right offer comes along you pull the trigger.
