So I'm supposed to design the website with Flash MX. Any suggestions? It's supposed to be the frontpage for a small ISP.
Step 1: Buy Flash MX. Step 2: Open box. Step 3: Place Flash MX CD in the CD-ROM drive of your computer (if you have no CD-ROM drive, you are a loser. Throw the software and computer away immediately.) Step 4: Install Flash MX on your computer using the never-easy-to-follow-instructions. Step 5: Start up Flash MX. Step 6: Ignore all requests to register your Flash MX as you will be placed on every spam list ever created. Step 7: Create a Flash file. Step 8: Become very confused. Step 9: Realize the Flash MX manual is about as helpful as used toilet paper. Step 10: Drive to your local bookstore and purchase $200 worth of books on Flash MX. $200 will buy you approximately 2 books on the subject. Step 11: Open the books and realize that you really don't get this at all. Step 12: Visit online forums related to Flash MX. Ask newbie questions and be harrassed until you cry. Step 13: Give up and go to the Clutch BBS to ask for help. Step 14: Be harrassed by merciless BBS members. Step 15: Realize this was a stupid idea to begin with, turn off your computer, get some chips and a beer and sit down to watch Dr. Phil.
Gee. Thanks, guys. I thought 3000 posts was enough so that I would actually get help and not made fun of.
