So if I slip into the bathroom stall to rub one off, does that mean I don't need to wash my hands afterwards?
Well, if you're desperate enough to spank it in a public restroom, chances are that your standards for social conduct aren't that high to begin with, so I really don't think it matters. hmmmm..."have you ever masturbated in a public restroom"...if that's not begging to be made into a poll, I don't know what is...
You should want to wash your hand after being in the bathroom b/c it feels dirty, its not about being lazy or its no big deal.
Yeah but those regions get sweaty during the day. You may know it as BALL SWEAT. There is a fair amount of bacteria down there that mixes with your BALL SWEAT. Clean yourself after pissing, slob. Piss splattering is a real phenomenon. What's even worse is when you're standing over the urinal and flush it while standing there. Lots of bubbles come up from the piss/water mix and get on you. How does your elbow touch the urinal? Is that how you flush? I don't think I've ever seen somebody flush using their elbow. I've seen more people go for the high kick maneuver than use their elbow.
Is ball sweat a common phenomenon, or am I just cleaner? Seriously, in my general day, if I'm not exerting myself physically, my balls don't sweat. I don't stand close enough to the urinal to have it splatter on me and I typically wait until after I'm done pissing to use my elbow to flush it(I'm not flexible enough to flush a urinal with my foot). What about the touching the dirty ass faucets and door handles with your clean hands? Faucet and door handles with feces on it is much grosser than my clean penis.
I gotta say quite honestly that I have a terrible track record when it comes to urinal splatter. There are countless times I've "accidentally" dripped water on my pants after washing my hands 'cause of the damned splatter pattern on my slacks. Makes me cringe every time I go to a urinal at a bar wearing flip flops. I just hope the guys next to me don't ... you know ...
Here is the original thread: http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=23949&highlight=bathroom I have to say that I am better about washing my hands than I was back then, mainly because of all you germophobes from this place getting on my ass about it.
Another question...do you guys who expect a woman to go down on you...do you clean it off first, each and everytime?
For a bunch of guys (ladies excluded), you sure are a bunch of anal neat freaks. Damn, how would some of you survive on something even as simple as a camping trip? I wash my hands, but I immediately grab the damn door handle on my way out - the MOST touched thing in the bathroom. So, what the hell difference does it make? I mean, if I'm going to be killed by e-coli, I guess that's how I'm going to go.
I guess that depends on the bathroom. I went into one in an office building off of Post Oak the other day. I went to wash my hands. The sinks were covered in water so there was no place to put down my briefcase. They were out of soap and I didn't notice until my hands were wet that there were no towels and no air dryer either.
Before I wash my hands I always turn the water on, pull the lever down a few times for some more paper towels, wash my hands, grab a piece of towel and use it to pull more towels to dry with and then I use some of those towels to turn the water off and open the door. Hold the door open with my foot and throw the paper towels in the trash if I can. About 30 seconds.
Door handles get cleaned everyday (at my building they do) I dont think everyones balls and ass do though if they cant even take the time to wash thier hands...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I think I might go back to not washing just to spite the rampant germophobia that exists on this board.
It's really the poop-and-don't-wash 'ers that I don't like. Since I've accepted oral sex in my life, my concerns for germ contamination have been reduced dramatically. But the idea that I might get some guy's poop on me when we shake hands... yuk... especially since it can be easily avoided.
