and then as sister in law was watching you throw up, she thought you know, Valentines day is coming up. What is Kam up to? Is he messing with that hussy?
I always fight against a good vomit. I'm make myself feel worse trying so hard not to, so I go for years at a time usually. Still, nice little story. I was at my GF's house and her mum had make this huge chicken dinner. Great, ate until I thought I'd die. Then out comes black berry pie......I have never had it so I try some and eat the whole thing. An hour later we're in her room (I just know by now you started leaning towards the screen hoping this is a classic!) and Im starting to feel a bit hot, but trying to play it cool because, I'm looking for some more pie! Anyway I get worse and worse, hotter and hotter, and I know something is real wrong. I head to the bathroom, barely get my arse on the toilet and do something epic. It was like that scene from dumb and dumber. Anyway eventually my GF knocks on the toilet door and asks if I'm ok...at this point I'm still trying to play it cool! So I finish up, pull myself together and come out and lie on her bed and break the shocking news Im not feeling too flash. I still felt terrible and realized this wasn't over. I knew if I moved I wouldn't make it to the bathroom, so I had to flat out ask "Have you got something I can vomit in". Lines like that get you laid! She get me a bucket just in time and honestly, I vomited so hard and so much, I was impressed as I was vomiting. It was how a super hero would vomit. In between vomits I was saying "Wow, this is amazing" before unloading once again. I didnt get a look to see how much of this bucket I filled, but it was HEAVY. Her mum thankfully go rid of it for me and I had a bad night of hot sweats and shaking. It was gone by the next night and I could eat by the next evening. I much have been allergic to the black berries. As for the girl, put her right off. I did get some but I think I traumatized her (Cause it had to be the vomiting and nothing else...right?).
Last Wednesday I had spicyyyyyy jalapeño filled throw up. It wasn't awesome. Vomit always gets caught in my throat and I gag on it while throwing up, is that normal?
I think it was the cigarette that pushed me over the edge. I've done Vodka-Red Bulls many times and never got sick. Doing the beers first probably wasn't smart either.
Hard before beer, you're in the clear Beer before hard, you're in the yard I had a personal best 7 year streak. But I decided not to hold back on that anymore. A couple times I needed to hurl but kept it in. I ended up feeling worse so now I just let the chunks loose to feel better
That's what my acid reflux feels like. That is some scary stuff to happen while you're sleeping. I've slept on my stomach since I was in seventh grade and found out how Jimi Hendrix died (choking on his vomit either because he was on his back, or the paramedics restrained his neck in the ambulance).
Bump! Well, my vomiting streak has come to an end. I wasn't feeling well today and it got worse as the afternoon wore on. I finally threw up at 5:30. That's the first time I threw up since about 1996. It was a good 17 years and hope it's another 17 years before I go through that again.
Does throwing up in your month count? Ever since the Internet, that seems to happen a lot. At least once a week in the Hangout.
