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UGLIEST PLAYER

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by AMS_blackwidow, Dec 5, 2002.

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Who is the ugliest player in the L

  1. Popeye Jones

    36 vote(s)
    30.5%
  2. Calvin Booth ( my pick)

    4 vote(s)
    3.4%
  3. Cherokee Parks

    1 vote(s)
    0.8%
  4. Jerry Stackhouse

    5 vote(s)
    4.2%
  5. Darius Miles

    3 vote(s)
    2.5%
  6. Scott Pollard

    4 vote(s)
    3.4%
  7. George Murehsan( i know hes r****ded.. i mean retired)

    19 vote(s)
    16.1%
  8. Scottie Pippen

    28 vote(s)
    23.7%
  9. Tyrone Hill

    16 vote(s)
    13.6%
  10. Aaron Williams

    2 vote(s)
    1.7%
  1. AMS_blackwidow

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    i thot it would be unappropriate. with the forum name NBA dish:)
     
  2. tigereye

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    Speaking of Pippen and nose surgery Pip might not need more nose surgery if he went to the same plastic surgeon as Micheal Jackson. Instead he could just wait until his nose begins to fall off like Jacko's Then he would win this poll hands down on every team site around the NBA and perhaps the Chinese Basketball Association!!!!!!!!!! :D
     
  3. AMS_blackwidow

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    i think i know who u voted for:D
     
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    You forgot a couple of guys on that list Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzkizi or however you spell that name. Sorry fellas' not feelin' the hair. Plus did any of you guys see Dirks bald stunt last season. Now that definitly should qualify him for this vote. Then theres Shawn Bradley. One look of him on the court, nuff said!! Ah hell, the whole damn Mavs squad, coachs, and even Mark Cuban should be on that list. To sum it up, the logo is cool and so are the uni's, but the team is makin the state of Texas look bad, literally!!!! :D
     
  5. AMS_blackwidow

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    ya but i like dallas so i aint hatin on the players. :D


    but i have a former mav...... calvin booth
     
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    That pic of Mashburn reminds me of Sam Cassell. Thats funny they both look like aliens. Shawn Marion also looks like a freak of nature. I mean his shoulders look like their above his head. He looks like the Hunchback of Notre Dame for cryin out loud. Then there's Brian Grant's head. It looks like he has a mop on his head. If he is goin for that Jamaican Ragga Muffin to impress all the girls in South Beach, all he is missin is a giant bong hangin out of his mouth!!! Speakin of Jamaicans, there's Patrick Ewing. Can you honestly picture waking up and seeing that face. His nostrels are so big you could mistake his nose for the Lincoln Tunnell. And that armpit hair, it looked like he had Moochie or Ben Wallace in a headlock !!! :D
     
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    Hurry put Patrick Ewing on that poll. He will win for sure!!!!
     
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    wish i couldve thot of that. maybe ill start anothe.. named players that sweat the most.......
     
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    Sue Bird is fine:
    <img src="http://www.suebird10.net/sueoffcourt8.jpg">
    <img src="http://www.suebird10.net/sueoffcourt18.jpg">
     
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    I saw Pat Ewing up close once before a game in MSG Man I tell ya' dude looked like he just came out tha shower and they had just finished pregame warm-ups!!!! You could use his sweat for water supply for Afghanistan for the next 10 years!!!!

    I know playing in front of the New York media can leave you a lil hot unda tha colar, but this is completly ridiculous!!!!!!! :D
     
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    Hey Sue Bird should pose for Playboy like that other WNBA chick!!! Now I would buy that issue and put it next to Anna Kournikova's!!!!!!

    Speakin of WNBA and the ugliest basketball players, Have any of you seen that super tall chick that plays for the Utah Starzz ( soon to be that San Antonio somethings) Her name is Margo Dydek She is the women's version of Shawn Bradley, and she is butt ugly. Maybe that is why no one ever showed up at games in Utah. Her face would give Shaq nightmares. She has got to be the ugliest woman I have ever seen. !!! Good Luck San Antonio, she is comin your way!!!! :D
     
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    That one WNBA player didn't pose nude for playboy. They asked her to, but she declined their offer.
     
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    You mean Sue Bird declined. Say it aint so!!! You Gotta be kiddin me!!! I was waitin for that issue!!!! Oh well I guess i will have to wait to see her nude on the front of the Enquirer or on same lame web site
     
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    unfortunately.....
    hey sumone start a poll with the hottest wnba ballers......
    i give my vote to the one that shoudlve been iin playboy
     
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    Don't worry Tigereye. I didn't mean that Sue Bird declined an offer to pose naked. Lisa Harrison did. I just forgot her name, but now I remember. :)
     
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    How is Popeye Jones winning this contest. To me, Georghe Mursan makes all of these fellas look like Tom Cruise, Ben Aflack, or Bradd Pitt. I mean Georghe Mursan is so ugly, he was casted as a monster in that movie he did with Billy Crystal back in 97' when he went MIA for Washington. I think it was called My Giant and as I recalled it sucked bad!!!! Worst part is though, He wore very little make up and his face was NOT altered to look like Jabba tha Hutt or somethin like that. He looked like himself!!!!!!!!!!!

    Now that should make him winner by default!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Sue Bird didnt decline!!!!!!!!!!!! There is a god!!!!!!!!!

    In the words of Gene Peterson "How sweet it is !!!!!"
     
  18. AMS_blackwidow

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    tru thas y hes up ther. even tho hes retired
     
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    Who is Lisa Harrison???? She must be fine if Playboy asked her to take it off

    Now to add to the Ugliest WNBA list is Sue Wicks. She is so damn ugly words cant expres it!!!!! Now I see why she is a lesbo, but what woman could be with her??? That woman has to blind or in it for the money. I feel sorry for her. Sue Wicks and Patrick Ewing should hook up. they could be the first couple of New York or somethin like that
     
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    Speakin of New York, Latrell Sprewell has always reminded of the Predator with his hangin cornrows hairstyle.

    Now we have an all alien look-a-like team forming

    Sam Cassell - pg

    Latrell Sprewell - 2g

    Jamal Mashburn - forward

    Now all we need is another foward and a center and we could a team that would make MIB proud.
     

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