1) Kobe Bryant will have emergency whiteboyectomy surgery tomorrow, but is not expected to miss any future playoff games 2) "Don't worry, KG, I should be able to get Dirk's shoe out of your anus in a minute..."
1) Kobe: Ok! Ok! I'll teach how to dance. 2) Nash: I'm pinching you because your dreaming KG. You didn't avoid the sweep.
1.) Kobe Bryant graciously lets the towel boy embrace him as the Lakers win another playoff series. 2.) Steve Nash prepares to do the dreaded "finger up the anus" move on Kevin Garnett that has become popular in foreign soccer matches.
(1) And for my next impression: the "Kobe-stopper". (2) And now, for his next trick, Steve Nash will knock KG's other balls out from under him.
1) Hey Kobe, 'Secret' really is strong enough for a man! 2) Hey guys... watch me make this fist disappear!!
(2) Squeeeeezzzzzzzeeeeeeee that ass...... Squeeeeze that ass! *tell me if you think thats good, i am testing to see if i would be good at these types of games.
(1) Alarmed by choking sounds, a fellow Laker attempts the Heimlich maneuver on Kobe. Fortunately, it turned out to be a false alarm, as the choking noises were actually emanating from the Portland Trailblazers. (2) After completing their successful sweep of the Timberwolves, an overly excited Steve Nash began panting furiously and humping Kevin Garnett's leg.
(2) Steve Nash, known in general to lack the promotions and stardom other players receive - and with it the cash incentives- , begins saving up by waxing pulled over player's asses for his next haircut. Garnett was quoted, "I'm tired of bums coming up to clean my front and rear end every time I stop. Can't they come out with a shoe or something?" Garnett made no negative comments about the squeegie.
I posted the first pic elsewhere, and here was the winning response. "Mark, relax. I already have a white b****." Pardon the vulgarity.
