Start with some easy ones 1) Do they have a fourth of July in England? 2) How many outs are there in an inning? 3) Whats the answer when you divide 30 by 1/2 and add ten? 4) A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh? 5) How many months have 28 days? 6) If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first? 7) If Mr Smith's peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones' yard, who owns the egg? 8) Mrs Brown's bungalow is decorated entirely in pink. The carpte, lampshades, ceiling, walls etc are all pink. What colour are her stairs? 9) What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? 10) What is the maximum number of times a normal sheet of (news)paper can be folded in half by hand? ------------ More later. ------------------ [This message has been edited by JayZ750 (edited March 20, 2001).]
1. Yes 4. He weighs meat. 5. 12 6. Probably the match. 10. Once, beyond that it becomes quarters, eights etc. Mango ------------------ Get it right or just don't do it! Resistance is futile....you will be assimilated [This message has been edited by Mango (edited March 20, 2001).]
I love these: Yes none 70 meat 12 match the peacock the last three have got me! ------------------ Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon is the greatest player in the history of basketball. If you disagree, you are not a Rocket fan.
1-yes 2-6 3-70 4-meat 5-all 12 6-match 7-only peahens lay eggs 8-no stairs in a bungalow? 9-????????????? 10-once ------------------
If your answer is correct, then the entire question (#7) is defective. Mango ------------------ Get it right or just don't do it! Resistance is futile....you will be assimilated [This message has been edited by Mango (edited March 20, 2001).]
#9 is too obvious for anyone to answer, so I'll let you guys suffer. Just quit thinking so hard and the answer(s) will be obvious. ------------------ "It doesn't matter. If it's the Lakers or the Spurs, I'm going to kill them." -- Cuttino "Jack" Mobley on possible playoff opponents. [This message has been edited by Dr of Dunk (edited March 20, 2001).]
These were pretty easy 7-If peacock isn't the answer then ...??? 8-Pink 9-??? ------------------ Nice guys finish last ... and im surely not going to finish last!
Sorry, bobrek. I was called away in the middle of typing my last response - hence the lag time between our posts. ------------------ [This message has been edited by B-ball freak (edited March 20, 2001).]
Here is an old one- If a plane full of Europeans crashed on the Texas/Mexico border, where would they bury the survivors? ------------------
They're survivors ------------------ Note: It was my cowhead. I started the cowhead craze, and my cowhead inspired Mooch to step up and bring us a victory. Thank you for your time.
2. 6 outs in an inning 3. yes, they just don't celebrate it. ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
I'm a waiter, and I'm not too fond of Europeans. You can bury the survivors in Mexico, that would be fun. ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
Here is a dumb one too, but I bet nobody will get it... You are in a room with a ceiling, floor, and four walls. There is a mirror in the room. There is also a table in the room. All the walls, ceiling, and floor are Connected and painted white. The walls, celing, and floor are impenetrable and cannot be destroyed by you, busted through, or what have you. You are blocked inside with the items in the room. You've got to find a way out. How do you get out of the room? ------------------ humble, but hungry.
You look in the mirror and 'saw' yourself. You get the 'saw' and cut the table in half. Two halves make a 'whole.' You put the two halves together to make a 'whole' then you climb out the 'hole'. I love that one! ------------------ Nice guys finish last ... and im surely not going to finish last!
