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Toliet Roll?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SmeggySmeg, Apr 9, 2005.

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How do you like your toilet paper positioned?

  1. front

    93 vote(s)
    75.6%
  2. back

    15 vote(s)
    12.2%
  3. don't care

    15 vote(s)
    12.2%
  1. JeeberD

    JeeberD Member

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    Front, except for when my cat was a kitten. Damn thing screwed up so much TP by playing with the stuff... :mad:

    Oh, and I had to train my girlfriend when she moved in. She always put the TP on backwards even though she claimed that she didn't care which way it went. The girl does it correctly now, though... :)
     
  2. Rockets2K

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    hey...at least you can get yours to actually put it on the holder...

    I swear that Im the only person in this house that will refill the holder when it goes empty....damn females cant be bothered.

    and since I got into the habit when my kid was young...back.

    She did sit there and empty the roll when it was in front...and then I was told bya friend to try having it come off the back...and then she woudl just have a pile of ripped up tp instead of a pile of continuous tp on the floor.
     
  3. Uprising

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    The three shells is the way.
     
  4. Isabel

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    I've heard of "three corncobs". Also, are there no votes for corncobs? Or Sears catalogs? What do y'all put in y'all's outhouses these days? :D
     
  5. david_rocket

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    I choose "dont care" because all I need is paper, I dont know to sit, and later notice that is no paper. :mad:
     
  6. Jeff

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    God, corncobs. That hurts just thinking about it. :)
     
  7. Fatty FatBastard

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    This is a dumb poll. Ettiquete states, very obtusely, that toilet paper should be layed from the back.

    Those who choose the front are morons, and should be shot on sight.
     
  8. AroundTheWorld

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    You're hitting on her...again! :D
     
  9. AroundTheWorld

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    I am about to do the same thing! First time she changed the TP ("I need TP for my bunghole!" - Beavis), and she put it on BACKWARDS :mad:.

    Of course, my first thought was about this thread :D.
     
  10. AroundTheWorld

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    I AM CORNHOLIO!

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    I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

    COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN!
     
  11. meggoleggo

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    I say from the front - and since I live alone, I always get my way...

    But over at DT's house:
    DT says from the front.
    DT's first rommate says from the back.
    DT's second roommate says from the front.

    What does this equate to? A TP war. Whoever puts the roll on gets to have his/her way, unless the others see what he has done and fixes the situation to his/her liking (yes, I'm a part of the TP war too). And then should the original perpetrator notice that his/her TP has been switched, then he/she will promptly put it back to it's original form... and so on and so forth...

    There's no telling which way it's coming from ofer there...
     
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    Spoken like a true cat owner.
     

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