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Toilet Paper [Over/Under]

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mr. Mooch, Feb 21, 2006.

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How do you prefer your toilet paper?

  1. OVER

    86 vote(s)
    83.5%
  2. UNDER

    8 vote(s)
    7.8%
  3. NEITHER/OTHER (standing up; no dispenser; don't use tp; etc)

    9 vote(s)
    8.7%
  1. Mr. Mooch

    Mr. Mooch Contributing Member

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    No, this isn't a betting thread, just a simple question:

    How do you position your toilet paper?

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    Over

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    Under
     
  2. bigtexxx

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    Over. Under is r****ded.

    So just to set the record straight on bigtexxx in the bathroom:

    It's a standing/crouched wipe with the tp OVER
     
  3. SwoLy-D

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    I read somewhere that if you retrieve it UNDER, you're destined to become an NFL Official, Mavericks' Fan, or a serial killer... let me try to google that...
     
  4. krnxsnoopy

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    over, obviously...

    u go to any hotel/motel and they always do it over with the triangular tip.. so that sets the 'standard'
     
  5. Isabel

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    I hate when people roll theirs under. It's so inconvenient to try to pull it off the roll when your hand is running up against the wall. :mad:
     
  6. Uprising

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    You forgot the whole gives a crap (no pun intended).

    Seriously, I just put it on. Or, I'm too lazy and it sits on the holder.
     
  7. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    ok, I will put it to you all this way: the only time UNDER is accepted is when there are TWO rolls, and then you can roll both into a huge wad to use. "Now streakless!"
     
  8. droxford

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    I like it 'over' so that I can pet it like it's a little fluffy white puppy who I will soon grab and use to wipe the poop off my ass.
     
  9. Stack24

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    Over.

    I remember an article back in the early 90's i read that like 80 percent of men like their toilet paper over. Also that the majority of women are the ones that do it under.
     
  10. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Damn straight!! :mad:


    Man, it cracks me up, the subjects we end up talking about. :D
     
  11. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I have never really thought about this; I just grab a square and wipe.
     
  12. 3814

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    over

    it pisses me off when it's under. there really aren't too many people that prefer under, but there sure are a lot of people that don't seem to give a damn. it's a simple thing - just put it over and share in the peaceful bliss that will soon be cleaning my anus.
     
  13. Mr. Mooch

    Mr. Mooch Contributing Member

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    I was thinking about this because I always do it over; it's so irritating to see it under, but for unknown reasons. I don't know why it's irritating as it really doesn't make a difference, but it just feels so wrong and so out of the ordinary.

    I'd go as far as saying that I'm more irritated about an under (for pointless reasons) compared to a woman complaining about the toilet seat being up or down.

    Hmmm, sounds like a new thread!
     
  14. crums17

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    Who voted for under? I'd ber really interested to know what would compel you to roll it under.
     
  15. Fatty FatBastard

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    Technically, Miss Manners, as well as anyone else in the etiquette world knows that it is always in the UNDER position. And it should always be this way.

    It is like asking where a fork and knife should go. Maybe you like your fork on the right side... But that means you're an idiot! Forks always go on the left side!

    I could come up with more, but proper etiquette dictates I shouldn't.
     
    #15 Fatty FatBastard, Feb 22, 2006
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    I just found out I'm r****ded. Well, you learn something new every day. It's not as bad as you might think. The paper works just as good.
     
  18. tierre_brown

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    I just don't see how this is important...let's get back to talking about peeing in the showers.
     
  19. bnb

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    under.

    over is too much fun for a three year old to see how fast it can unroll.
     
  20. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    The Simpsons say under, I say under.
     

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