Is it time to change the old SIGNATURE? I have quoted people in my sig because I just thought it was ridiculous to say bad stuff about JVG. My thoughts are always: BELIEVE, b****es! I love anyone who is in the ROCKETS' Organization but certainly don't want PHIL the ZEN-MASTERBATER leading YAO and TMAC to a feud. Check out the sig. I will save it for posterity here in case someone has a good one. For now here are some I am considering... help me out... "Always two there are... a webmaster and a webapprentice" <- this one's mine in other boards. "BELIEVE, b*tch*s." <- motto for life I know it's WUSS of me to be asking you guys (and gals) what another user's signature should be, but I have seen some funny ones in the past: "I am so cool, you can leave a piece of ham in me for months." "I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my hip" (I forgot) "Defense wins championships... that should be changed to winning wins championships... " irocit quoting xcharged "Only an attention-getting w**** would quote himself and add color his signature" - m_cable "That two ticket!" - Dikembe Mutombo (forgot who quoted it) What are some funny ones you've seen? AND... OK... should I change mine? See the link... it's the RE-born thread...
Touché! WHAT? Man, WHAT are you talking about. NOTHING is random. Only if I want to EMPHASIZE something I will. If you want me to, I WILL. SOME MORE POTENTIALS: "I hate the JAZZholes or anyone who played in that team." "I don't care what you say and... ummm... let's leave it at that."
Hey SwoLy-D: Here is a little gem that I saw in the D&D forum from robbie380(I think that is his name - he's the guy with the forum title "random idiot"): "please don't ever post here again and i don't give damn if you are a contributing member because my random idiot ass is smarter than your r****ded ass."
Neither will I, for any reason. It's personal. No bets (Sam! Yours is a riot! See? DD does have some talent! ), and if Clutch ever did away with sigs, for whatever reason, I would be a most unhappy Blade Runner. SwoLy-D, being clueless about the origin, how did you come up with your moniker? Maybe something related to it could be cool. Or do it around in Zappa's lyrics... there's huge potential signature possibilities there. Here's a few that popped into my head... ZOMBY WOOF, off of APOSTROPHE'/OVERNITE SENSATION, as are the rest... They said aw-reety An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady... I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid An' do it to you up on the roof, don't mess with the ZOMBY WOOF I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be! Or, from I'M THE SLIME... I may be vile and pernicious But you can't look away I make you think I'm delicious With the stuff that I say Then there's DINAH-MOE HUMM... I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it (She looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine persperation on her upper lip area And she said...) Just get me wasted An' you're half-way there 'Cause if my mind's tore up. Then my body won't care Of course, MONTANA... I'm gonna find me a horse Just about this big. An' ride him all along the border line With a Pair of heavy duty Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand Well I might Ride along the border With my tweezers gleamin' In the moon-lighty night And CAMARILLO BRILLO... (Is that a real poncho...I mean Is that a Mexican poncho or is it a Sears poncho? Hmmm...no foolin'...) Hey, you asked for suggestions.
" ... and bring a PONCHO... " - Attell Even though I have never heard that song, that was hilarious. I got no problem with someone calling me MEXICAN. That's what I AM. <- see the CAPS? See the "WHat does your handle mean and/or why did you choose it?" thread for the MeAnInG Of SwoLy-D
I'm partial to the paradox, especially if it references an established, well-known sig. Bonus points if it references "Moprhine."
DUH!!! Why do you think it's easy for me to follow you around? Speaking of which, isn't it funny how you can say "word" with just one word and we understand it? What. If. You. Started. Adding. Periods. After. Every. Single. Word? Now. Wouldn't. That. Be. Funny. ? Actually, you can respond with ONE WORD to any question. Yes. Right? Cool. Bye. I knew you wouldn't let me down, buddy.
change it to... SwoLy-D SwoLy-D SwoLy-D SwoLy-D SwoLy-D SwoLy-D SwoLy-D SwoLy-D SwoLy-D SwoLy-D SwoLy-D SwoLy-D SwoLy-D SwoLy-D SwoLy-D SwoLy-D SwoLy-D
For all your hard work: WINNER. Please lock this puppy UP. It used to be: but now it will be: compliments of OmegaSupreme. Thanks! EDIT: Wait. That looks awfully GAY.
