"Honey, I really don't like it when you don't take the garbage out...it..." "Ok, no problem., I'll work on it." "...it is hard when you don't take out the garbage. It backs up and I end up taking it out. I clean the..." "Yeah, I get it. I'm sorry, no problem. I'll put it on my calendar, it will ping me on my iPhone with a reminder, I'll do it." "....I clean the house, get the kid ready for whatever, get your clothes ready for work in the morning, suc.." "Yeah, I get it. Three times, now. I really don't mind. Can we drop it?" "You never listen!" .... Anyone else get this crap? You agree to do something pre-emptively for whatever reason, and she has to get her pre-prepared speech out like GWB on 911. (Yeah, it's a rant. There's no solution.)
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Try saying sorry next time, noticed you never used the word 'sorry' in your conversation. if that doesn't get her to shut up, then im afraid your wife is just a grade-A nagger.
Yes, there are prepared speeches that we must hear. You are not totally alone on that one. The "damn" graphics, however, are much more entertaining! More, please.
Here's a better ending to that: "OK, OK. I will take it out... ok? Will that make you happy? Please say 'fine' so we can end this silly talk..." "ARGH! Why do you say 'OK'?!?!" " [scratching head] Well, uhhh... I will." "Don't try to be funny. You say 'OK, I will take out the trash next time' but you don't mean it... " "OK, can I please go back to sleep? It's three in the morning... " Zzzzz... " "
If you let, this can can really blow up She wants a cookie for her extra effort, some appreciation for "filling in". But yeah the speech has to go along with it.
How fu**ing lazy are you. Take the trash out you fat a** and maybe she wouldn't have to b!tch at you all the time. I'd do anything for someone I love, taking trash out is easy, being a dick is harder than taking the trash out. Take the trash out.
LOL. I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this. Dude, she's had to ask you multiple times in the past from what I gather...she does all this stuff for you and your kids and you still can't remember to take out the freaking, stinking, heavy garbage? I know all the guys are going to think she's nagging, but it's obvious she's just tired of doing her Xerobull's mom impersonation. It's funny that you put "I know there is no solution" LOL, uh yeah there is...take out the garbage!
IF there's one thing b*tches looooove to do is harp/nag at a man! Miss the fleshy pink stuff, but I don't miss all of that nagging!
