So, I'm dropping a deuce in the restrooms at the new HEB on San Felipe near the Galleria. Wow. This place is great Two sets of sliding glass doors just to get in. The restroom itself has urinals plus stalls - BUT - the stalls themselves offer a lot of privacy. There is no exposed room at bottom along the sides of the stall. And there is a quality latched door that says "vacant" or "occupied" with no cracks along the side of the door for anyone to peep in. Anyone could feel real comfortable and relaxed in here - especially if you have a public restroom phobia. Please, keep this among your Clutch brethren only.
Best public bathrooms ever are the ones on the upper concourse at Rice Stadium (the football stadium). The men's bathroom doesn't have urinals, but instead a 4 foot high wall where people piss on either side of it. So you're taking a piss while looking another man in the eye who is on the other side of the wall. There is also a risk of getting splattered by those to the left and right of you, as there are absolutely no side panels. And to top it off, you have to stand on a little raised ledge which is wet from the prior users, so you're worried about slipping. Truly an amazing experience.
It's actually a good idea to have a database of nice public restrooms in each area of Houston in case you can't wait to get home. Let's keep the list going.
This excellent layout reminds me of a locker room back during game travel for high school football. The toilets were directly behind the urinals and there were no separators or doors. So while you dropped a deuce you can stare at another man's backside whilst he urinates and high five the guy dropping logs next to you.
Bro are you that dense? I was being facetious that it's an amazing experience. Although I did giggle a little bit when I splattered on a dude's feet.
Orenthal Simpson managed to splatter blood and you splatter piss on a guys Bruno Maglio shoes. That's funny for some reason.
although there are many modern toilets available, just wait until you travel to the east and you pay a fee for a toilet and when you get inside this is what you find... Spoiler just be thankful next time you encounter a restroom that has a place to sit...
Had the classic weird urinal experience driving from Houston to Austin this weekend -- stopped at one of the mega gas stations and went to the bathroom. There were maybe 10 or so urinals along the wall and no one was in there when I first walked in so I took the 2nd urinal from the entrance and started business. Thirty seconds later a dude walks in and takes the 3rd urinal just to my left -- we're both big guys so our shoulders are nearly touching. Dude failed male code 101 -- really weird. Always leave at least a one urinal buffer if it is an option. http://www.urinalman.com/
