Last Friday I became a father for the 2nd time. My wife gave birth to a 8lb. 1 oz. boy. I brought them home on Monday and today I experienced something I never had with my first child. I was crapped on!!! I had changed a dirty diaper and was about to put the new diaper on. I reached for it and ust as I got it my 5 day old lifted his legs and his butt exploded. All over my shirt, pants the bedspread, the floor! I sure hope mustard colored poo will come out of my nice jeans .
My first (a boy) is about to be 11 months and I was SO HAPPY when it came out solid instead of that goop. The image of him sh*tting and it coming out like a tube of toothpaste, is an image I will never forget.
My oldest pissed on me when he was about 12 hours old. Changing my first diaper, I learned a valuable lesson - keep it covered during the process! I pulled the old one off, was getting the new one ready, and - wham - right in the face. BUT... Even better...he came out of the womb pissing, and as soon as the doc had him out, he (the doc) pointed my son ...my first born child...straight at my wife, who had given birth only seconds earlier, and said "Let's christen the new mama!" It is one of those lasting images I'll never forget.
Hey, Congratulations! My oldest was a boy. He peed on me one time; that was all it took to learn that lesson. Since then three daughters. No recurrance. When I have time I'll tell you a good baby crap story.
Here here! The cool thing about baby boys is that they can make a "fountain" if you know what I mean!
I can't count the number of time I've been puked on by our son. I've only been pissed on twice and never crapped on.
My son has only pee'd on me once and never crapped on me. Sick story to follow... When my daugher was 2 she was sick and also had the runs. She woke up in the middle of the night crying so I laid down in bed next to her. As she was falling asleep I heard her load her pullup full of diaria (sp?). Before I could get her out of bed to change her she rolled over and pulled her legs up underneath her and it ran our all over her and the bed. I got her up, washed her off, changed the sheets, put her back in bed and laid down next to her. I was laying there face to face with her thinking that was the grossest thing I had ever been through and the moment that thought popped into my head she puked right in my face and all over everything. After that night nothing fazes me when it comes to kids and messes, I've lived through the worse.
Congrats! No poo-poo or pee-pee experience on the shirt or face but my son was 2 and he poop in the bath. It made for an interesting bath. Oh yeah good luck trying to sleep at night.
Oh great job guys, this thread is all cagey veteran needs to see. Eeesh, You people and your exorcist babies, This is why I'm never going to procreate... maybe I'll stoop to the level of deadbeat, but that's IT.
as i said before... nothing is worse than vomit to me. when i see someone barf, it makes me want to barf that much more. ugh. props to you though.
Congrats...On the boy, not the squirts.. I've gotten pee'd on, but never pooped...With boys, anything goes...
Hasn't happened to me, but happened to my brother-in-law once...except he got some on his face! Congratulations on the new baby!!
I have not been hit directly, but we have had several diapers from h*ll which caused quite a mess (everybody gets new clothes and the bed/changing table gets changed too). I sometimes wonder while changing those diapers how that much poo could come out a 10 pound baby.
man congrats on your new addition! i have a 4 month old baby girl and one experience that I had was that when It was my turn to change her diaper the smell just overwhelmed me and i ran to the bathroom to throw up ~!!! my wife had to finish changing her......it was crazy..I have learned to take it now......but they are the best thing in the world!!
