This is a great read...its the official bro code. Has some really good/funny stuff in there. It's really from how i met your mother, but if you don't watch that show its still something fun to read. http://www.eckostylez.net/misc/TheBroCode.pdf
ARTICLE 56 A Bro is required to alert another Bro if the Bro/Chick Ratio at a party falls below 1:1. However, to avoid Broflation, a Bro is only allowed to alert one Bro. Further, a Bro may not speculate on the anticipated Bro/Chick Ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
The Lemon Law may be invoked if, at any point during the ini*tial five minutes (300 seconds) of a first date, either party deems the union hopeless and elects to abort said date in the interest of time and/or self-respect. Receipt of this card hereby absolves the giver from any “hard feelings” or “questions” from the lemon lawyee relevant to the discontinuance of the date, which may be terminated for any reason including, but not limited to: tawdry attire, breath, homeliness, misplaced/excessive body hair, Long Island accent, public school education, bad credit, no credit, suspicious odor(s).
