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The Bionic Penis

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Sep 15, 2015.

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  1. TheresTheDagger

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    Dear Penthouse,

    I never thought I'd have the opportunity to write something like this to you, but......
     
    #21 TheresTheDagger, Sep 15, 2015
  2. ferrari77

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    Noticed that too. SMH at them.
     
    #22 ferrari77, Sep 15, 2015
  3. shastarocket

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    How hilarious would it be to maintain an 8in erection for 2 weeks?

    Imagine all the hijinks big Mo could get into.
     
    #23 shastarocket, Sep 15, 2015
  4. RunninRaven

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    It would have been difficult to not make jokes to the nurses.
     
    #24 RunninRaven, Sep 15, 2015
  5. Two Sandwiches

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    Does he press a button when he's ready to climax?



    "Hold on honey, here it comes!!!"
     
    #25 Two Sandwiches, Sep 16, 2015
  6. malakas

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    Feel bad for the guy and all he had to go through. Hope his life now turns for the better and can have children as he wishes.
     
    #26 malakas, Sep 16, 2015
  7. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Thanks to Nike, we have the pump. Otherwise these things would still be velcro.
     
    #27 PhiSlammaJamma, Sep 16, 2015
  8. Zboy

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    Finally. It is all coming together for this guy.


    We are a family, I fight for them, And they fight for me.
    As close as we can be, High in the mountain, Or deep in the sea.
    Bionic...Bionic Sex, oooouuu, oooouuu,
    We are together, We fight for right.
    Bionic...Bionic Sex, oooouuu, oooouuu,
    We are so proud to be, A super future family.

    A family, brought together by fate,
    And given superpowers,
    Through the miracle of modern science

    Bionic...Bionic Sex, oooouuu, oooouuu

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/M_RdPawsqgo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #28 Zboy, Sep 16, 2015
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