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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, Aug 6, 2008.

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  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    I love me some tobacco. I've been dipping for a while now and never could pack the can right. I wanted to make my finger pop like all of my cool friends. I learned it today just sitting here at my desk.

    (pause for applause)

    I have to say it was a hard road getting where I am today. I practiced and practiced. I feel I put my entire effort into it.

    (pause for applause)

    So for all you people who still pack by slapping the can against your knee, don't give up! Keep practicing and one day you will succeed . . . ..

    (pause for drama)

    . . . one day you wil be ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!!

    (standing ovation)

    (cue "I Believe I Can Fly" by R. Kelly)
     
    #1 mlwoo, Aug 6, 2008
  2. no_answer

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    This could be you in no time! Awesome news.
     
    #2 no_answer, Aug 6, 2008
  3. jgreen91

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    Wow. Hotpockets from HEB and tobacco. Why not just make yourself a prescription drug coctail and just get it over with?
     
    #3 jgreen91, Aug 6, 2008
  4. MoBalls

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    mlwoo is a pendejo.
     
    #4 MoBalls, Aug 6, 2008
  5. jasonemilio

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    mlwoo is dipper. Who knew? :rolleyes:
     
    #5 jasonemilio, Aug 6, 2008
  6. ElPigto

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    ruffles
     
    #6 ElPigto, Aug 6, 2008
  7. Surfguy

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    I can't stand dippers personally...unless it's beef jerky or bubble gum dip.
     
    #7 Surfguy, Aug 6, 2008
  8. MattM

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    I don't mind them unless they leave their spit cup in my car or at my house. That really annoys me.
     
    #8 MattM, Aug 6, 2008
  9. droxford

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    Dippers.

    They leave little styrofoam cups of spit around everywhere.

    They stick little gobs of spitball tobacco everywhere.

    Yuk.

    Dipping is nasty.

     
     
    #9 droxford, Aug 6, 2008
  10. Pipe

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    Once the applause is over I will tell you about my two gum graft surgeries. :eek:
     
    #10 Pipe, Aug 6, 2008
  11. HombreDeHierro

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    just smoke some hookah fool
     
    #11 HombreDeHierro, Aug 6, 2008
  12. Asian Sensation

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    n. Dipper:

    1. One that dips, especially a container for taking up tobacco chew. Also known to use homosexual terms such as "prole" and or "jellafied"

    most similar yynonym: douche bag


    jk :p
     
    #12 Asian Sensation, Aug 6, 2008
  13. Surfguy

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    Spill it. It helps me floss more when I hear bad gum ("Gums Gone Wild") stories.
     
    #13 Surfguy, Aug 6, 2008
  14. Nice Rollin

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    fixed
     
    #14 Nice Rollin, Aug 6, 2008
  15. DOMINATOR

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    always thought mlwoo was a chick. thread certainly changes that.
     
    #15 DOMINATOR, Aug 6, 2008
  16. TheMountainTop

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    Very True
     
    #16 TheMountainTop, Aug 7, 2008
  17. mlwoo

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    Thanks for the show of support guys. Without my fans, I would just be another badass without any fans.
     
    #17 mlwoo, Aug 7, 2008
  18. Rashmon

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    Your parents must be so proud.
     
    #18 Rashmon, Aug 7, 2008
  19. mlwoo

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    They are. I graduated in four years with good grades, I have a nice job, I am completely on my own, and I never got arrested or anything stupid when I was growing up.
     
    #19 mlwoo, Aug 7, 2008
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    I know his oncologist will be!
     
    #20 meggoleggo, Aug 7, 2008
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