Teresa HK speech

first line has five beats
second, seven, and last five
but sometimes i get it wrong.

 

To err is human
To correct an error, divine?
Five, Seven, five! Every time!

Vindictive, petty...
Harsh words said to a closed mind
Will further close it

However, kindness
thou more difficult to use
Is more effective

 

I will leave the thread
chance I bow to your wisdom
I have seen your light

 

Your haiku is strong
Perhaps the strongest I've seen
Not my light, but yours.

 

I like writing them
But to slander in haiku
Is too hard for me

 

Piss. Crap. Nads. Fart. Douche.
M*therf*cking Assclown b****.
Fling That Poo, monkey.

 

No slapfest for Chance
Even though I ask for more
Chance wants no encore

 

the palm of my hand
all up on your cranium
is haiku indeed

 

I hate to remind people of this but Laura Bush spoke at the 2000 Republican convention (remember when the backdrop lifted and there were multi-colored kids in a classroom set?). I even started a thread about the speech. It was horrible. She had no business being up there, just as THK didn't (and I can say that without having seen the speech).

So...unprecedented? Stupid.

 

The year two hundred?
Wow! She has aged rather well.
Oldest living chick!

 

rim is logical
something missing from this thread
Faos should listen more

 

Faos is many things
Opinionated second
to starting new threads

guiness will call him
and start a brand new chapter
On starting new threads

 

You are fast. I edited it immediately after the post was posted.

In any event, it doesn't change the fact that americanthinker.com is for losers.