' If you are having her over to your place for dinner, be sure and serve something that doesn't have to be cut with a knife!!
Well that's not the most flattering image of her you could have posted. She's so pretty, so fragile. I'm sure she didn't mean to stab him 193 times. Oh and then tie him to the bed afterwards so he couldn't get up and hurt her.
Does this say something about me, or does it say something about men in general? I catch glimpses of her on TV every now and then, and I know I should be thinking, "holy crap; this woman stabbed her husband 193 times!" Think about that. I would imagine it takes a bit of force to push a knife through someone's skin. I'd guess she had to yank the knife out each time and then put all her effort into pounding it back into him.......now imagine doing that 193 times. How long would that take? I'm guessing the first couple of dozen times could be done in a minute or two. But surely she had to stop and catch her breath a few times. I'd probably have to stop and each a sandwich or two after about a hundred stabs.....just to refuel. Anyway, those are thoughts I probably should be having. Instead, I just look at her and think, "damn.....she's pretty hot. I bet she was wild in the sack."
She actually did stop for awhile...when their kid knocked on the bedroom door. She put the kid back to sleep then went back to stabbing daddy.
Paradoxically by extending her actions to the extreme she gave herself a better chance of a defense. She can claim battered wife syndrome and/or temporary insanity. I'll bet she gets convicted but by mitigating circumstance gets a very light sentence , perhaps even treatment and probation. Lawyers? Faos, find one of those hot pics to post.
I don't care what her husband did to her... Stab someone 193 times, and you go to jail for 20-life. No-brainer. Also, this just adds to my theory that most, if not all strippers are not good dating prospects.
she should be incarcerated. stabbing her husband a dozen times may have been self-defence. stabbing him 16 dozen times, tying him to the bed, and burying him sounds premeditated. at the least, she was sane. it's unfortunate, albeit human nature, that we feel some sort of sympathy for her only b/c she's attractive. don't get me wrong. i'd hit it too, but i'd put her in jail afterwards.
Your post was just read out loud to my entire office. All of us roared at the end. That was hilarious. Nice work!
LMAO! Fantastic. Coupled with the "brining" comment in the pedophilia orthodonture thread, T_J has had a remarkable run lately.
Wow, a stripper AND a murderer? She was definitely an abuse victim as a kid, I'll bet. 193 times? That's a workout right there. I would've had to stop and ask coach for a waterbreak.
My wife sat in there yesterday for her testimony. She said she thought she'd get life. Wright's story makes no sense.
