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Steven Seagall update

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BullFan, Oct 14, 2005.

  1. BullFan

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    #1 BullFan, Oct 14, 2005
  2. Harrisment

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    I saw this last week, laughed my ass off. I just love Seagall's little head peeking out at you on the bottom of the can. I've got to order a case of this stuff.
     
    #2 Harrisment, Oct 14, 2005
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    WOW! What's that? Look at the bottom of the page on the left hand side:
    "For a limited time, get a free Steven Segal DVD with a four-pack purchase! Click here for [more info]"
    CLICK.
    "Free Offer DVD. Coming soon"

    WTF? :mad:
     
    #3 SwoLy-D, Oct 14, 2005
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    I'm excited to see the new film he's making with his brother Jonathan Livingston Seagall.
     
    #4 KingCheetah, Oct 14, 2005
  5. BullFan

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    Holy crap, you can't make this crap up. This is a goldmine:



    The Name "LIGHTNING BOLT"

    The name Lightning Bolt was an inevitable afterthought. When Steven Seagal finished creating a drink that holds untold natural power, there was only one equivalent in nature- The Lightning Bolt. Both mysterious and powerful, it is a symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer- Such is Steven Seagals Lighting Bolt energy drink.



    Steven Seagal Enterprises was formed in 2004 as a way for Steven Seagal to share his wisdom and experience of energy with the world. The infinite wisdom of Steven Seagal combined with an experienced Sales and Marketing team has made it possible for Lightning Bolt to emerge as one of the most unique energy drinks on the market.
     
    #5 BullFan, Oct 14, 2005
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    ^ First of all, please tell me more about his upcoming movie with his bro.

    Second, if I drink his drink, will it give me all the awsome powers of Steven Seagal?
     
    #6 gucci888, Oct 14, 2005
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    LOL! Everytime I am reminded of the guy I just remember those hilarious MadTV skits :D
     
    #7 tigermission1, Oct 14, 2005
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    HAHAH.. LMAO!!! :D
     
    #8 Davidoff, Oct 14, 2005
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    Under Seige is still a great movie.

    Erika Eleniak topless out of a birthday cake is NEVER a bad thing.
     
    #9 Drewdog, Oct 14, 2005
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    I loved his Mountain Dew commercial.
     
    #10 coma, Oct 14, 2005
  11. SwoLy-D

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    Or "El Miklo". Great movie. Don't forget an INSANE Tommy Lee Jones. :cool:
     
    #11 SwoLy-D, Oct 14, 2005
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    seagal is a terrible actor and fake martial artist. Jet Li would woop him
     
    #12 J DIDDY, Oct 14, 2005
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    Dont you ever talk bad about Seagal! He can do anything! :D
     
    #13 bigben69, Oct 14, 2005
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    You can do anything too -- at zombo com.
     
    #14 fadeaway, Oct 14, 2005
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