Sparkling water

I only drink the water from Mexico through a garden hose.

 

Water, ice tea, beer, bourbon

 

I don’t understand the appeal.

It tastes terrible and makes me fart like crazy.

 

My Mount rushmore is:
Black coffee (Dunkin donuts Donut shop blend k cups) I will fight any arsehole that thinks Starbucks is good black coffee
Blood Orange seltzer/club soda. San Pelligrino blood orange on occasion, but it is awful sweet to me.
Nue Vodka
It would drink Big Red on occasion if I could get it up here,
I drink Gatorade Zero sour Apple as my vodka mixer

 

Pay the man Shirley