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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jugdish, Mar 19, 2007.

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  1. Fatty FatBastard

    Fatty FatBastard Member

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    I got busted once when my wife (now ex) came home when I wasn't expecting it.

    Extremely embarrassing. Especially because I (falsely) was rumored to be caught jacking off in a closet in the 8th grade. I honestly had to change schools due to it.
     
    #21 Fatty FatBastard, Mar 20, 2007
  2. rodrick_98

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    there's the fatty post.... hilarity is bound to ensue.


    so you came out of the closet in the 8th grade?
     
    #22 rodrick_98, Mar 20, 2007
  3. swilkins

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    Do you live in a 3rd world country, where people use their dong to hammer nails in wood?

    Dude, once I found out how to tame the beast, I played hooky and masterbated 8 times in one day. I was in junior high at the time.

    I had to take a day off after that.
     
    #23 swilkins, Mar 20, 2007
  4. SwoLy-D

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    You SO have to teach me that. :eek:

    Raise your hand (the hairless one) if it feels weird with the opposite hand.
     
    #24 SwoLy-D, Mar 20, 2007
  5. The Real Shady

    The Real Shady Member

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    I was caught masturbating this morning while looking at that hot chick on clutchfans.net message board banner. She's smoking.
     
    #25 The Real Shady, Mar 20, 2007
  6. SwoLy-D

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    The Real Shady, that's not a chick. That's Johnny Depp. :(
    [​IMG]
     
    #26 SwoLy-D, Mar 20, 2007
  7. rrj_gamz

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    LMAO...I'm sure its a true story...

    It's natural, no need to get embarrassed...I think the women are more hurt than anything else...Did she finish you off? This question is for both of you...
     
    #27 rrj_gamz, Mar 20, 2007
  8. The Real Shady

    The Real Shady Member

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    Damn.
     
    #28 The Real Shady, Mar 20, 2007
  9. ferrari77

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    :D :D :D Thats freakin hilarious man. I think in my prime days, early teen years, i couldnt top 4. Absolute sickness man. :D :D
     
    #29 ferrari77, Mar 20, 2007
  10. swilkins

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    You have to pace yourself. Take a break during soaps.
     
    #30 swilkins, Mar 20, 2007
  11. LegendZ3

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    NSFW WARNING:
    Weeds: Masturbation Lesson
    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FWzOQTFwRBE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FWzOQTFwRBE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
     
    #31 LegendZ3, Mar 20, 2007
  12. unodostres

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    Maybe some people arent obsesively horny or have self respect?
     
    #32 unodostres, Mar 20, 2007
  13. Falcons Talon

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    What does self respect have to do with choking the chicken.

    This is going to get good. Bookmarked.

    BTW, Nice 4th post.
     
    #33 Falcons Talon, Mar 20, 2007
  14. Cannonball

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    If you're a guy and you're not a geezer, you are definitely in the vast minority if you don't jerk it. In my prime I was probably doing it 5 or 6 times a day on average.

    My college roommate walked in on me once. I was able to pack it in and zip up before he actually walked in. I stood up like nothing was going on. He didn't say anything, he just grabbed something and left. Then I turned around and realized there was still p*rn on my computer screen.
     
    #34 Cannonball, Mar 20, 2007
  15. Roxfan73

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    ^^^ Aaron, is that you?!? :eek:
     
    #35 Roxfan73, Mar 20, 2007
  16. The Real Shady

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    All guys jack it. If they don't they are either impotent, or deeply religious. If you don't jack it because you are religious then you will likely turn out to be a mass murderer or little boy rapist.
     
    #36 The Real Shady, Mar 20, 2007
  17. Rocketeer

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    lmao :eek:
     
    #37 Rocketeer, Mar 20, 2007
  18. Sishir Chang

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    No I think he came in it.
     
    #38 Sishir Chang, Mar 20, 2007
  19. Sishir Chang

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    I gotta say you guys sure beat off a lot. :eek:
     
    #39 Sishir Chang, Mar 20, 2007
  20. NJRocket

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    Heres to you oh Lord of the Lie.... Mr. "I will never admit that I jerk off until I'm absolutely CERTAIN its normal" guy...this Buds for you
     
    #40 NJRocket, Mar 20, 2007
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