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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LCAhmed, Sep 13, 2016.

  1. Salvy

    Salvy Member

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  2. arno_ed

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    Congratulations
     
  3. hvic

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    Congrats man
     
  4. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Congrats dude.
     
  5. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Congrats my man!

    Here are some off the cuff, rapid fire premium pieces of advice to have a strong, healthy marriage, brought to you by The_Conquistador.

    1. You are the man of the house. When you are in charge, BE IN CHARGE.
    2. Support your wife AT ALL TIMES. You are on the same team and in this together -- BUILD EACH OTHER UP.
    3. She needs to take her roles and responsibilities SERIOUSLY, the most important being working hard to lift your spirits and provide positive encouragement to you so that you can go out and win your day EVERY DAY.
    4. As MAN, you have physical needs which must be met ON DEMAND. No complaining or half-spirited efforts in this regard are permissible.
    5. Your brain must be kept free from the stresses of housekeeping and home economics. She must absorb these duties IN THEIR ENTIRETY which then allows you to spread your wings and fly.
    6. You are MAN, so bring home the bacon, LEAD, and PROTECT. That's the deal. You have to hold up your end of the bargain for it all to work.


    GOOD DAY and all the best to you
     
  6. RasaqBoi

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    Congrats.

    Time to hit the strip club. :cool:
     
  7. Jamers

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    CONGRATS BREH!!!

    standing ovation for getting out of the friendzone!! lol
     
  8. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    Congrats man. My advice is there's a difference between being 99% or 100% open and honest. Being 99% is like being married to a stranger. Being 100% should feel awesome.
     
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    You clearly married "up".


    Good job.
     
  11. Svpernaut

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    Relationship Protip: Don't be a ball hog.

    I'm a ball hog, which is why I'm single.
     
  12. LCAhmed

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    Lol thanks again guys!
     
  13. LosPollosHermanos

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    congrats bro! Glad to see she supports the right team, knew you wouldn't go wrong there haha
     
  14. Exiled

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    mbroooook bro
     
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    congrats mayne!
     
  16. glynch

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    Congrats big guy.
     
  17. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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