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Smeg's Caption Game

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SmeggySmeg, Oct 22, 2001.

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  1. SmeggySmeg

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    thanks to getsmartnow for the image



    John "Can't wait to these Jackets off Hey Georgey"

    George "gee, John you got such a firm grip"
     
    #1 SmeggySmeg, Oct 22, 2001
  2. mr_oily

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    -"Be carefull George those ugly men have Guns!

    -"Stand back John, I saw this in a Jackie Chan movie once..."
     
    #2 mr_oily, Oct 22, 2001
  3. rockHEAD

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    dubya: "Silk feels nice"

    or

    Other guy: "dubya what are you doing!?"
    dubya: "ancient chinese secret!"
     
    #3 rockHEAD, Oct 22, 2001
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    George: I haven't see this many dots since I put that sheet of acid in my pants when the cops busted in. I sweated, and took 200 doses at once.

    John: When was that George?

    George: 1974.
    George: Damnit, 19ninetyfour. I always get those two decades mixed up.
     
    #4 Achebe, Oct 22, 2001
  5. PhiSlammaJamma

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    #5 PhiSlammaJamma, Oct 22, 2001
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    All that bad man clinton ever had was an old intern. I've got one of the leaders of the free world...
     
    #6 gettinbranded, Oct 22, 2001
  7. Sonny

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    GW: " Let me see your hand, I have something to show you."

    Other Guy: "Bill already showed me that trick!"


    or


    GW: "Put your head on my shoulder..."


    or


    GW: "What was that you said? Yell into my good ear!"
     
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  8. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    Dubya:Who are you?
    Other Guy: I am your siamese twin.
    Dubya: So you're the voice that tells me how to run the country.
    other Guy: Yes.
    Dubya: Sweet....I haven't been hearing voices all these years.
    Other Guy:Yes
    Dubya:Who are you?
    Other Guy: I am your siamese twin.
    Dubya: So you're the voice that tells me how to run the country.
    other Guy: Yes.
    Dubya: Sweet....I haven't been hearing voices all these years.
    Other Guy:Yes
    Dubya:Who are you?
    Other Guy: I am your siamese twin.
    Dubya: So you're the voice that tells me how to run the country.
    other Guy: Yes.
    Dubya: Sweet....I haven't been hearing voices all these years.
    Other Guy:Yes
    Dubya:Who are you?
    Other Guy: I am your siamese twin.
    Dubya: So you're the voice that tells me how to run the country.
    other Guy: Yes.
    Dubya: Sweet....I haven't been hearing voices all these years.
    Other Guy:Yes
     
    #8 Joe Joe, Oct 22, 2001
  9. IVFL

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    In music news:

    President bush's act was cancled for the New York Fundraiser

    But "W and his boys" will still be preforming at the peach pits on fridays from 5-7
     
    #9 IVFL, Oct 22, 2001
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    George: Oh my God! It just disappeared. It's a ghost-car! There are ghost-cars all over these highways, you know.
    John: Hold me.
    George: Only if you hold me.
     
    #10 DEANBCURTIS, Oct 22, 2001
  11. SmeggySmeg

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    FYI - The Other guy is the Prime Minister of Australia (although some may say his title is now Governor of the newest State of the USA)
     
    #11 SmeggySmeg, Oct 22, 2001
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    Cool we are now up to 52:D (53 if Puerto Rica ever joins)
     
    #12 Johnny Rocket, Oct 22, 2001
  13. PhiSlammaJamma

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    "You know John, we don't need much room to get those fighters launched off Chinese aircarft carriers. I think 100 feet will be enough."

    "That's true George, but if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get!"
     
    #13 PhiSlammaJamma, Oct 22, 2001
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    "It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play"
     
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  15. SmeggySmeg

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    Little Johnny: remember how is said i do anything for ya Georgey, well these jackets are pushing it, you know blue isn't my colour and no trousers so could show off the matching boxer shorts is nearly too much
     
    #15 SmeggySmeg, Oct 22, 2001
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    "Those aren't pillows!"
     
    #16 TheFreak, Oct 22, 2001
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    John "Where did you get these pimp ass suits?"

    George "This place near Jimmy's Chicken Hut called Calvin Murphy's Fly Gear"
     
    #17 RocketsPimp, Oct 23, 2001
  18. rockHEAD

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    game over.
    lock this thread...

    the winner.

    rH
     
    #18 rockHEAD, Oct 23, 2001
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    Grasshopper, when you can snatch the stone from my buttocks...you will be ready.
     
    #19 Dreamshake, Oct 23, 2001
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    George: "Not here John!"

    John: "But it's silk. I thought you liked that?"

    George: "Well you don't see Chiang giving Jiang one over there, do you? Wait until we get back to the embassy, for Christ's sake!"
     
    #20 treeman, Oct 23, 2001
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