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Simmons disses Vecsey

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Joe Joe, Feb 15, 2002.

  1. Joe Joe

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    http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/020215.html

    From Bill Simmons

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    Right now, Peter Vescey is sitting in a Manhattan apartment, wearing a smoking jacket, puffing on a pipe, tidying up his toupee rack and making up a 10-player mega-deal involving Nick Van Exel, Marcus Camby, Damon Stoudamire, Pat Garrity, Lou Diamond Phillips, Bill Laimbeer, Cynthia Cooper, Magic Johnson, Jenna Jameson and Connie Hawkins.
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    10. Houston gets Joe Johnson ($1.6m/2005) and Roshown McLeod ($1.5, 2005); Boston gets Moochie Norris ($3.6m/2007).

    My main man Moochie playing for the C's ... I can dream, can't I?

    Bill Simmons writes three columns a week for Page 2.


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    I personally hope Rockets end up with Jenna Jamison. :eek:
     
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    Vivid Trades: PS Jenna Jameson plus 3 Trojan Condoms

    Houston trades: C Kelvin Cato, plus Moochies Hair

    TRADE ACCEPTED
     
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    Yeah, I'd do her. Ummm, that trade I mean. I'd do that trade, yeah...

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    She gets the little "Stockton" shorts then so we can see the heart tattoo on her a$$!
     
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    bill simmons' columns are awesome. Even if you don't agree with all of his points, he has a great sense of humor that everyone on this board would appreciate.... He's one of the few "must read" columnists out there for me.....
     

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