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Shaq's rap is hilarious

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by finalsbound, Nov 1, 2001.

  1. finalsbound

    finalsbound Member

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    What the hell is this?:

    I got a lot on my back; I got a lot on
    my mind
    You say stick to basketball don't act
    don't rhyme...
    Y'all probably never liked the f--- I did
    I'm not a role model
    I'm a real model raise your own bad
    kids
    Ahh I want y'all to hear me
    Ahh respect me and fear me
    Ahh I suggest you don't get near me
    I'm psycho and I don't think clearly...

    Don't be like me please don't follow
    I'm out of my mind my f-----' head's
    hollow
    Y'all don't understand I really like my
    fans
    That's why I dig in my f-----' a-- and
    shake their f-----' hands :eek:
    Wipe my a-- and blow my nose with
    the same tissue :eek:
    It's official Shaq got issues

    Critics when you hear this don't say
    jack
    I'm the s--- I was born out my
    mother's a-- crack :eek:
    Psychosomatic lyrical addict
    Sweepin' the attic
    On the biggest size Craftmatic
    Inhale asbestos and I'm an asthmatic :rolleyes:
    And f--- the IRS for that high tax
    bracket...
    I had to do this song I couldn't resist
    I got a championship ring now
    because I'm on that Phil Jackson
    bulls---...


    :rolleyes:

    Valient attempt to be down wit it, Shaquillie O'Neallie.


    That piece of crap sucks.
     
  2. SteveFrancis3

    SteveFrancis3 Member

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    :eek:! OMG is this for real? I honestly never would have expected lyrics like this from him, maybe Dennis Rodman or Leon Smith...Do you know the name of the song, Finalsbound? I'd like to d/l this and hear this nonsense myself
     
  3. finalsbound

    finalsbound Member

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    SF, it's from an SI.

    "He bested Allen Iverson in the Finals, and now Shaquille O'Neal seems intent on challenging AI for most outrageous NBA rapper. Check out these excerpted lyrics from Psycho, off Shaq's forthcoming album...."

    This ish was around second-round playoff time.
     
  4. R0ckets03

    R0ckets03 Member

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    This is a joke rite? I dont believe this...
     
  5. RunninRaven

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    How proud Shaq's mother must be to have her son proclaiming to the world that he was born out her ass crack.
     
  6. Gutter Snipe

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    That's pretty funny stuff. I wonder what it sounds like.
     
  7. Villain81

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    I think its a pretty extroadinary effort getting a baby shaq out of any orrifice.. what did he weigh in it at?.. 100 pounds?
     
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    well, he's obviously copying Eminem's style and shock factor, the craftmatic line sounds really familiar also...
     
  9. Steve_Francis_rules

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    If this is real, how much do you want to bet that the NBA will let it slide because they love Shaq, even though they harassed Iverson for making an album with explicit lyrics.
     

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