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Seinfeld Talk!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockets-#1, Jun 25, 2003.

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  1. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    "He's a male bimbo, he's a mimbo"
     
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  2. Nomar

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    Seinfeld is a great show.

    Seinfeld, Scrubs and Farscape are my top three shows of all time. Not in any order.
     
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    Scrubs? Are you sure? I mean, that's a damn funny show, but let's give it a couple of years before we rank it up there with Seinfeld. I've never even heard of that other one.
     
  4. Nomar

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    Yep. It's funnier than Seinfeld actually.

    Farscape is a SciFi show. It was cancelled after the 4th season due to STUPID PEOPLE ON THE SCIFI CHANNEL BOARD.

    And it was on from Sun-Thu at 11, but now its only Sun.

    If only I was an assassin...
     
  5. Behad

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    The Bro

    Yadda Yadda

    Sponge worthy




    I've actually been really busy here at work today. Just now getting started posting!
     
  6. Behad

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    Has no one mentioned: The Contest?
     
  8. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Last night at 10:24 pm.
     
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    I find the subtlety the funniest, and I laugh out loud at it. It's what keeps the show interesting after all these years.

    Jerry: (pause) So what happened? The snooze alarm, wasn't it?
    Jean-Paul: Man, it wasn't the snooze. Most people think it was the snooze, but no, no snooze.
    Jerry: AM/PM.
    Jean-Paul : Man, it wasn't the AM/PM. It was the volume.
    Jerry: Ah...the volume.
    Jean-Paul : Yes, the volume. There was a separate knob for the radio alarm.
    Jerry: Ah, separate knob.
    Jean-Paul : Yes, separate knob. Why separate knob?! Why separate knob?!

    Jerry: Hey, Jean-Paul. How was your soak? Was a good soak?
    Jean-Paul : Ah, man, very good soak. The soak o'the year!

    Sophie: Oh, I really like him but, well, I still haven't told him the tractor
    story.
    Jerry: Right, right, the tractor story.
    Sophie: Are you sick, Raef? You sound kinda funny.
    Jerry: I sound funny?
    George: Abort! Abort!
    Jerry: Yeah I better get to a doctor, bye. (Hangs up) That was close! What drives me to take chances like that?
     
  10. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    God, I love that scene. His voice cracks me up.
     
  11. TheFreak

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    Subtle one-liners are cool, but transcribing the whole show kind of devalues the whole thing (IMO).

    There's a subtle Seinfeld quote in that sentence, incidentally.
     
  12. rockets-#1

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    Yeah those are all classic, especially anti-dentite.

    Man! I can't think of any more Seinfeldisms.... As I'm thinkin about them, Frank Costanza came to mind....
    "Serenity now!"
    Festivus
    "Well it sucks!"

    I love it when George freaks out/is mad...
    "Loopus is it loopus!?!?"
    "Ho ho" ( I don't know how to spell it, but it's what he says when he's agitated
    "Stickin it! Stickin it!"

    Seinfeld, Scrubs, Friends - My 3 top shows of all time, in no certain order
     
  13. Rip Van Rocket

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    It's really hard to pick just a few favorite episodes, I like so many. One episode that I just can't get out of my mind is The fix up.

    George: What about the skin? I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek.

    Jerry: She's got a fine cheek.

    George: Is there a pinkish hue?

    Jerry: A pinkish hue?

    George: Yes, a rosy glow.

    Jerry: There's a hue. She's got great eyebrows, women kill to have her
    eyebrows.

    George: Who cares about eyebrows? Is she sweet? I like sweet. But not too
    sweet, you could throw up from that.

    Jerry: I don't think you'll throw up. *She* likes to throw up.
     
  14. rrj_gamz

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    My favorite is "Little Kicks"...

    It's when Elaine gets the party started and dances...Totally hilarious...

    Then, Jerry starts filming in movie theaters for bootlegers...

    A true classic...
     
  15. codell

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    One of my fav episodes is on right now: The Voice

    Helloooooooooooooo!!! la la la
     
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    Saw one of my favorites last night.

    Believe it or not, George isn't at home...
     
  17. codell

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    Summer of George right?
     
  18. ima_drummer2k

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    It was the one where George was avoiding his girlfriend so she couldn't break up with him. She made Kramer do it for her.
     
  19. codell

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    Doh. That was "The Suzie". One of my favs:

    Believe it or not, George isn't at home.
    Please leave a message at the beep.
    I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone.
    Where could I be?
    Believe it or not, I'm not home.
     
  20. rockets-#1

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    A friend of mine set that to be his voicemail message on his cell phone, it was pretty funny hearing it. The face he makes when the message says "where could I be" is priceless.
     

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