Screech??!!? p*rn star's name may ring a 'Bell' He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape. Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez." Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it." Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video. Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2." Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity." "I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings." In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls." The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww. Link
Didn't he already have some pathetic campaign to try to save his house. I'm sorry Mr. Diamond, but your 15 minutes were up some time ago. Lark Voorhies and even Dennis Haskins will no longer return your calls. Have some dignity and fade into obscurity gracefully will ya. Not our fault you didn't invest wisely.
Dirty Sanchez is a noun phrase describing the result of one partner having a "moustache" made primarily of fecal matter, applied by the finger or penis of the other sexual partner. It is performed by sticking one's finger (or other object) in one partner's rectum and then swiping a line of feces under the nose, making a "moustache." While there is nothing inherently latin or Hispanic about the gesture or resulting moustache, it carries the name of "Sanchez," which is likely the result of the following take on its origin. Named after a web comics fictional character of the early 90's called 'The Dirty Sanchez Adventures', the story of a Mexican superhero in Texas, who is also an illegal immigrant. In the comic the main character, Dirty Sanchez, seduces white married women in order to have anal intercourse with them and sometimes with their husbands. His personal signature being the "moustache" he leaves on the faces of his sexual partners after they perform oral sex on him. The comic website was hosted for a short period of time by Geocities. The Dirty Sanchez is a popular turn of phrase, appearing in a variety of pop culture references including the name of a bar in the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. The bar's mascot was an apparently hispanic woman with a moustache. Another popular reference is in The Aristocrats joke. It became well known in the American lexicon after Opie & Anthony helped popularize it on the East Coast of the US during their run on WNEW in 1998-2002. Their show, averaging in the millions of listeners at the time, helped to spread its usage throughout the US & other shows (including Howard Stern) began to use the phrase, as it was not fined by the FCC at the time.
Who the hell actually answers someone who asks what a dirty sanchez is? Good god... I didn't need to be reminded of what it is. I'll go vomit now.
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[voice breaking]["oh!"][voice breaking] - sounds overheard on the tape A buddy of mine was working in maintenance once (you have to know, we Mexicans like maintenance work)... and he said: "Man, I have to go clean that office... I can't believe how dirty Sanchez keeps that office..." Hey, dudes... at least it wasn't a CINCINNATI BOWTIE, a CLEVELAND STEAMER, or a TURKISH SNOW CONE
I prefer a Filthy Finklestein myself. On the subject of the thread....does the thought of seeing Screech in a sex tape want anyone to run out and join the priesthood?
