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Scouting for Camel Toads

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by subtomic, Oct 12, 2005.

  1. subtomic

    subtomic Member

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    that made my day.
     
  4. A-Train

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    I remember first hearing the phrase camel toe. My oh-so eloquent response..."Camel toe? How can you tell what her toes look like if she's wearing shoes?"

    ...ahh, to be young again...
     
  5. Svpernaut

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    Priceless.
     
  6. coma

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    Mmmmmm. Camel toe.
     
  7. meggoleggo

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    Oh. My. God. I don't know what to say. That's just hillarious.
     
  8. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Holy crap that's funny!
     
  9. Bullard4Life

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    It'll spread chills
    all through your body
    and you'll lose
    all control
    of your bladder
    and your sphincter

    that's your butthole

    Cause, if you use toad
    then I'm tellin you
    you can kiss your life goodbye

    Yeah when you use toad
    it'll mess you up
    It'll make your mama cry
    thats no lie
    you'll choke on your tongue and die

    Gotta give it up
    (give up the toad now)
    its no joke
    buddy give it up
    (give up the toad now)
    or you'll croak
    buddy give it up
    (give up the toad now)
    and dont smoke
    or you'll see
    it hurts to pee

    There'll be blood
    gushing from you
    everytime that you cough
    and forget getting lucky
    it falls off

    So you better wise up
    cause I'm tellin you
    toad is one lando forbids

    Gotta give it all up
    or your gonna see
    your whole life will hit the skids
    and your kids
    will be born without eyelids

    Gotta give it up
    (give up the toad now)
    (thanks to you)
    gotta give it up
    just give it up
    (give up the toad now)
    (thanks to you)
    give it up
    (give up the toad now)

    I'm no fool
    Lando's cool
    YEAH!
     
  10. the futants

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  11. Lil Pun

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    LMAO! That is some funny stuff but I wouldn't be shocked if somebody sent that in as a prank.
     
  12. underoverup

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    Ha ha ha :D She said "Camels"
     
  13. rrj_gamz

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    ROFLMAO!!! :mad:
     
  14. rrj_gamz

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    ROFLMAO!!! :mad:

    I can't stop laughing...Holy crap...

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Sonny

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    Classic. :D

    Check out this Camel Toe Song... link
     
  16. Uprising

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    :D Now that's funny! love me some CT's!
     
  17. SwoLy-D

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    After being in the 'States for a while, I learned just in the last 3 to 4 years what a "toe" was. Someone in the office even has a "Free Camel Towing" t-shirt. :D

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel_toe

    Once I found an extensive collection of example Camel Toe pictures... I seem to have misplaced the message in which I had such collection. I am sure if you enter the correct terms in google's search field, you will find them. Good luck. ;)

    EDIT
    I just caught, from the article, the following:
    "people in another country lick to hallucinate"
    She was half right... huh?
     
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  18. BigM

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    that was hilarious!

    man i had no idea what camel toe was in middle school, let alone going to the pool to check it out. of course these days in middle school you can have sex with hot teachers so things start early now.
     
  19. m_cable

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    I don't think the term camel toe has been around that long. They had that one song about it that popularized the term. At least I never heard of it before then.
     
  20. swilkins

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    I've heard it since my junior high years and that was 25 years ago.
     

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