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Sammy Sosa

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by rhino17, Nov 7, 2009.

  1. Invisible Fan

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    Halloween costume gone bad.
     
  2. hjg877

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    Sure that's not Ricky Martin?
     
  3. Hmm

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    my god... what could he have possibly been thinking...?
     
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    So this is okay, somewhere there is one very upset Cowboy Cheerleader.
     
  5. da1

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    The bigger question is why is he invited to the Latin Grammys he's irrelevant to society now.
     
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    If he keeps up the whitening and green contact lenses, he'll get invited to the KKK events next year. :D
     
  7. Bandwagoner

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    Obviously he is a zombie. This is just another case of the media covering up our increasing zombie problem.

    Stock up on firearms folks.
     
  8. Obito

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    Real talk, I've been secretly preparing for a zombie apocalypse since I was 13. No joke.
     
  9. tinman

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    (Sammy Are You OK?)
    (Will You Tell Us That You're OK?)
    (There's A Sign In The Window)
    (That He Struck You - A Crescendo Sammy)
    (He Came Into Your Apartment)
    (He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
    (Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
    (You Were Struck Down)
    (It Was Your Doom)
     
  10. Bandwagoner

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    Good move. When the war comes my nickname on shortwave is Morpheus. I plan to Bug out in my BOV or with my BoB but if I cannot we might should link up.
     
  11. Obito

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    Definitely. I have some barb wire in my garage closet that's ready to wrap around my 2500 Dodge Ram. 45 in the panic room, live no less than 1 1/2 miles from the local gun shop.

    I'm ready when you are, that goes for you too, Sosa.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  13. justtxyank

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    They told him don't you ever come around here
    Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
    The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
    So bleach it, just bleach it

    You better bleach, you better do what you can
    Don't wanna see no black, don't be a Dominican man
    You wanna be white, better do what you can
    So bleach it, but you wanna be bad

    Just bleach it, bleach it
    No one wants to be pigmented
    Showin how funky and white is your right
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
    Just bleach it, bleach it
    Just bleach it, bleach it
    Just bleach it, bleach it
    Just bleach it, bleach it
     
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    Why are his hands still black?
     
  15. Daedalus

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    they want us to believe the cream story jus because Sosa say so?
     
  16. B-Bob

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    Good lord, what is wrong with people with money? They vote weird, buy weird, get a bunch of weird animals, and then do weird things to their faces.

    This is the way I console myself of not being rich (though I would appear to be rich to 99% of the planet, I suppose.)
     
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    Twilight drama?He looks extremely pale like he's hamorrhaging too much?

    That cosmetic cream causes all this skin complexion might be a cover-up,his vampire strike is coming.
     
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    I'm biracial with an African American father and a a white mother. I really think there's an issue here with Sammy's self-concept and accepting himself along with his race and ethnicity. Now, if he is suffering from a skin disorder, that is a different topic altogether. I don't buy it though.
     

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