Ryan Anderson's trash?!

Jesus Christ, these injuries keep getting more creative smh.

 

I was hoping this would be a literal discussion of Ryan Anderson's refuse, and I got what I wanted. Although I could have done without it doubling as another injury thread.

 

Remember when Carl Landry got shot?

 

Ryan Anderson - DNP (boo boo on thumb)

 

I don't like Corey Brewer either, but don't push him down the stairs.

 

Ryno can't shoot 3's at home, and now he can't even take the trash out at home

 

Ryan Anderson's not trash but Ryan Anderson is definitely a stingy mfer.

He could just hire someone to push off that trash at home, like a Brewer or Anus who are real trash.

Trash pushing trash.

 

Human beings have opposable thumbs, as do a number of ape species. Without the use of his thumb, does Ryan Anderson even deserve to be treated as human?

Also, isn't it convenient that Ryan Anderson hurts himself allegedly pushing trash right before the trade deadline?

 

Crap. No anderson and maybe no gordon wednesday? Harden against the world.

Anderson has avoided orthopedic injury this year but has missed games because of illness and a punishing flesh wound lol

 

LOL

 

Anderson so bad at home, he's bad at home. We need Road Anderson.

 

Is Ryan Anderson's home/road shooting % difference a result of him spending too much energy doing chores at home?

 

I think you're on to something! Petition to keep Anderson's home in a constant state of squalor. #FilthyAnderson. For the culture.

 

So Brewer was hanging out with Ryan at home and Ryan pushed him down and Brewer cut him?

 

Fake news, he's still at Toyota Center finishing a series of pump fakes against Phoenix.

 

That's what he gets for not recycling.

 

Morey just needs to hire Anderson a 24/7 housekeeping staff so that he never does anything.

Remember, Larry Bird's career was essentially ended by him doing chores around his farm, too. Chores are the bane of NBA careers.