Whassup with that trash. discuss Spoiler Exiting times when an apostrophe can have such double meaning And, thx to the @Carl Herrera daily newsletter for Thread Title suggestions.
I was hoping this would be a literal discussion of Ryan Anderson's refuse, and I got what I wanted. Although I could have done without it doubling as another injury thread.
Ryan Anderson's not trash but Ryan Anderson is definitely a stingy mfer. He could just hire someone to push off that trash at home, like a Brewer or Anus who are real trash. Trash pushing trash.
Human beings have opposable thumbs, as do a number of ape species. Without the use of his thumb, does Ryan Anderson even deserve to be treated as human? Also, isn't it convenient that Ryan Anderson hurts himself allegedly pushing trash right before the trade deadline?
Crap. No anderson and maybe no gordon wednesday? Harden against the world. Anderson has avoided orthopedic injury this year but has missed games because of illness and a punishing flesh wound lol
Is Ryan Anderson's home/road shooting % difference a result of him spending too much energy doing chores at home?
I think you're on to something! Petition to keep Anderson's home in a constant state of squalor. #FilthyAnderson. For the culture.
Morey just needs to hire Anderson a 24/7 housekeeping staff so that he never does anything. Remember, Larry Bird's career was essentially ended by him doing chores around his farm, too. Chores are the bane of NBA careers.