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Rockets Haiku

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SamCassell, Dec 11, 2000.

  1. The Cat

    The Cat Member

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    I'm sorry Mango
    My mistake for saying that
    Will you forgive me [​IMG] [​IMG]

    The past doesn't matter
    Bball is in a new time
    Times have greatly changed

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    Since Bush says thatwe must put politics behind us and work together to make the promise of America available for every one of our citizens, wouldn't part of that promise of America be having your vote counted???

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  2. DEANBCURTIS

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    Walt Williams, the man
    deadly from outside the arc
    Wiz is his nickname
    [​IMG]

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  3. ROXRAN

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    Thanks to Nolen, I
    got it straight, too bad Mo is
    not s#!t for tradebait

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    Sometimes you gotta do the next best thing!

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  4. Will

    Will Clutch Crew
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    Slashing through the lane
    Pippen weaves, passes, pulls up --
    "Hi -- *hic* -- officer..."

    New threads: "Beat the Mavs!"
    "Golden State is a big test."
    Where am I? Denver?

    1,000-post club!
    If I hold my breath 10 years
    Keeley will pass me

    Bulls suck, Stockton's old,
    who'll get Clutch's bile up now
    that Al Gore is toast?

    Don't like my baby's
    pink hat? Wait till you see his
    Sheryl Swoopes jersey

    Hakeem to Mobley:
    If I can give up lunch, you
    can give up the ball

    I used to want rings,
    now I just want my damn team
    back on TNT
     
  5. Launch Pad

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    Hey gettinbranded
    That's not even a haiku
    And the Bulls still suck [​IMG]



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  6. gettinbranded

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    Eh...I deviated a little. It's 5-7-5 for 17 syllables, isn't it?

    Rookie Game MVP
    Rookie of the year too
    This year an all-star



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  7. SamCassell

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    You're getting closer
    But it is five-seven-five
    Never six-six-five!

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  8. Live

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Best haiku so far!!

    That was the best slashing that Pipsqueek did while he was here.

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  9. Redglare

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    No one has written
    About our beloved Pig
    He gets no respect.
     
  10. rockHEAD

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    Pig has returned, yeah.
    Let us rejoice in pork, oink!
    Give him some minutes.

    rH

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  11. Nolen

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    the clippers could whoop
    the damn eastern all-star team
    wake the hell up, dude

    your starting point guard
    of the east conf. all-star team:
    Best? Davis? b****, please

    our "number two" pick
    leading us to the playoffs
    Bulls- eleven wins?
     
  12. SmeggySmeg

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    What a Great way of,
    Communicating ideas, thoughts
    Haikus for all posts

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    "What is it with this girl, has she got beer flavoured nipples??"
    - Heath Ledger in 10 things I hate about you
     
  13. Swopa

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    Will, you are the man!
    Haiku artistry obscures
    Burnt "toast" memories.

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  14. Behad

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    Warriors will be
    burned like toast tonight, Swopa.
    Rockets beat G. State.

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    Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS

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  15. Swopa

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  16. DEANBCURTIS

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    comedy in boards
    my chronic reply "haha"
    padding post count bro [​IMG]

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  17. TheFreak

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    Classic.


    I had The Cat's back
    On Taylor and Collier
    But Al Gore -- No way
     
  18. rockHEAD

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    Tino don't dribble
    watch the time clock and wake up!
    Moochie saves the day!


    rH

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  19. Heath

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    Rocks at Golden State
    Almost threw the game away
    Saved by Moochies three!



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    MOOOOCH FRO THREEE!!!
    DaDakota's headline suggestion in the chat, after Mooch banked in - with the Fro ;) - :D a three to give the Rockets their 3rd straight win to secure a 3-1 roadtrip.
     
  20. Jeff

    Jeff Clutch Crew

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    I love my pinstripes.
    Though I look like a big pimp.
    My name is Calvin.

    No drinking or meat.
    But I still need cigarettes.
    I am Rudy T.

    Dunk my freaky a*s.
    Pump me up and throw me down.
    Spalding is my name.

    Where is Clutch today?
    Sitting at his desk typing.
    Wow! What a surprise. [​IMG]

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    Mmmmmmm. Sacrelicious.
     

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