Don't feel bad, I went to the grocery store yesterday and discovered that someone stole my idea for Cashew Butter, Almond Butter, etc....that was my ticket to the big bux!
Don't fret Harrisment, There are still other industries in which you can make the big bucks producing nut butter.
Need to put up a maybe NSFW sign. I clicked on the link and there was a banner of Santa Claus getting banged by a Christmas tree.
My road rage solution? No, it doesn't involve human excrement and a giftbox. I keep a red, foam rubber clown nose in console of my car. When somebody cuts me off bad enough to do something, I pull up alongside of them and flip them off, while wearing the clown nose. 99.9% of the time it leaves them so bewildered that they are still scratching their head as I drive away.
I'd prefer a voice activated scrolling lightboard attached to my rear window. I've already sent in for my patent.
[off topic] Just wanted to share this: I was driving my oldest to school this morning. The road at the school leads down a long, long stretch beside the building, and the road is three lanes wide. One lane is just for buses to drop off kids, and the other two lanes are two way traffic for the rest of us. So I'm headed down this road, and the traffic is moving unusually slow. I get up behind a white truck, then realize there is no driver. Yes folks, some dumb b**** parked her truck RIGHT IN THE F***ING ROAD! Everyone going both ways had to squeeze past this truck. What is the level of sheer audacity does it take to decide you are so important that you don't have to park in the parking lot, but instead, just stop right in the road, get out, and walk inside. So anyway, I'm waiting my turn to get around the truck, when I see the stupid b**** walking towards the car. She pulls out her keys, hits the unlock button, and is about to open the door as I move pass. Naturally, my rage is just about boiled over and I can't stop myself from rolling down the window. I yell at her "Nice f***ing park job". She turns to me with a bewildered look on her face, as if she has no clue what she has done. She says "Why did you say that?" If it wasn't for the long line of cars behind me, I would still be there telling that idiot off. Sorry about the rant, I had to get that out.
Heeey that was my mom. Well it wasn't but I'm sure it was someone's mom, and I'm sure they are going right about now.
I might have had the inkling to get in her car and drive it to a place where it would have been monumentally difficult to get out of, just for kicks... Is that wrong? This reminds me of a song I wrote when I was 12 and living in Alaska. Sing along if you already know it! "Oh please Don't let the Bus come Let it fall Right off a cliff Let it explode So we don't have to go To school." Sing it at least 20 times, like I make my friends do, and it's quite the catchy song!
I wonder if she still doesn't get it? She's like telling all her friends and family that some man cussed her out for no reason.
