Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first professional baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the ball park. The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks. Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go. Based on the given information... 1. What inning is it? 2. How many players are on base? Let me know when you give up......
Ah shucks this is a JOKE not a RIDDLE. Hey BBS posters post some good RIDDLES. I love trying to figure out riddles especiall when I can't figure one out and the answer is so obvious or easy.
Ooops I missed my chance. I had to log off for a few minutes. I swear, I move out of IT for a few months and everything goes straight to hell. Websense is now blocking BBS's, so I have to use dial-up to access the site.
Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench feeding the pidgeons. They are talking and enjoying themselves when all of the sudden, a man walks by them, stops, opens his trench coat and flashes them. The first lady has a stroke, the 2nd lady has a stroke ............... PUNCHLINE (scroll down) But the 3rd lady's arms just weren't long enough.
