I work for a synthetic turf manufacturer in Austin. When I got back from lunch, my office was covered in turf. My desk, my chair, my computer...everything. I know who the culprit is. Last time something was done to me, I shrink wrapped the perp's car. I need something better this time. Any ideas?
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I think it was Moes? who did some kind of fake desktop on the computer screen so the guy couldn't click anything because his entire desktop was a background. Basically you take a pic of the desktop, then move the icons somewhere, then use the pic of the old desktop as the new background. I think it works something like that? Maybe I dreamed it. Wouldn't be the first time.
I've been known to either: "kidnap" some prized possession of someone and take pictures of it around the office, then send them to said person one at a time with ransom notes. cover everything in foil. every key on the keyboard (yes - disassemble the keyboard, wrap each key, and reassemble), every paperclip, every pen, pencil, hilighter... EVERYTHING. chair, monitor... You get the idea.
Take a cup, and fill it with BB's. Punch a hole in the bottom of the cup. Cover the hole and set the cup on his desk when he isn't around. When he comes back he'll see what he believes is a cup full of bb's. He'll think "what the hell is this...? A cup full of bb's?" and he'll lift it up. When he does the bb's will come out the bottom of the cup and run everywhere.
I've seen this done with uncooked pinto beans and a Gatorade with the bottom cut out. It was very funny.
This thread definitely has potential! Is his phone black? Put shoe polish on it! Install a Key Logger on his cpu if you're on the same server Open their word processor program and set up auto correct to change legitimate words into misspelled words as they are typed. Send a memo that only the coworker will receive stating that everyone has tomorrow off because of the boss's religious beliefs. On their cpu go to start then, control panel, then power options. You will want to select "turn off monitor to 1 min". This will cause the monitor to turn off every minute that it is not being used. This becomes incredibly annoying if the victim can't figure out why this is happening. Be a real jerk and also set the hard disks to turn off every 3 minutes. Take a screen shot of victim’s desktop. Right click desktop, arrange icons, then click show desktop icons. Click this so that icons are hidden. Next, right click tool bar, then select properties and then take off lock the tool bar and put on auto-hide. Lastly, set desktop picture as desktop. Now when the victim tries to open anything on their page they will think something is wrong with their computer. The victim will try and open their folders and nothing will happen. Tie a thin monofilament fishing line to the phone of your victim. Feel free to also attach other things such as pencil holders, lights, inboxes, anything easy and hopefully non-breakable. Push the victims chair under the desk and tie the other line to a leg of the chair. When the victim pulls out the chair, everything goes flying off the desk on the other side. Subscribe them to a gay magazine and have it sent to work. Tie a sturdy string under their office chair holding down the height-adjustment button. When they sit on the chair it will fall, and when they get up it will rise on its own. Good luck! Keep us informed! Pugs
