Regarding felatio:

You should have waited til she was asleep and then just spooged all over her face.

 

A rubber for oral sex... I'll pass as well. Maybe she would have went for a T-bagging?

 

Wake up from your sex dreams and face her reality.

 

this is the correct answer.

 

She probably didnt want to give you a virus...thank her and send her on her way.

 

ding ding ding.

 

It's like Eddie Murphy said:

'I mean, what's next?? You just put your d1ck in and explode? *BOOM*!'

 

Was her name Angie?

 

I thought girls hated the taste of latex. my girl hates putting her mouth on it after I take a condom off.

What you should do is keep the condom in your ass. then when she says to put it on, do it and she'll be in for a big surprise. She won't want to do bj's with a condom anymore.

 

what is this thread about?

 

It's about getting your dick sucked. Maybe one day when you quit going to adolescent girl concerts and meet a woman old enough to perform this act it will actually happen to you.

 

Now that made me laugh...

 

A character in Shakespeare.

 

come on now, you know i was kidding.


and i'm still going to find my way to hannah montana concert

 

Man I would have probably kicked her out right there for even suggesting that.

 

I woulda' smack dat b**** in da face.

believe dat.

 

She didn't want your AIDS.

 

First, if she's not comfortable giving head without a rubber, she shouldn't be giving head in the first place.

Second, how did she get used to taste of rubber? Hmm....

 

Solid point.

 

Male goose